Game needs to be made easier...it's too hard!

[cave_diver]

This game needs to be made easier its way too hard.

1) PRR should replace dodge if it is higher. I shouldn't get hit, when I get hit by mobs in EE's it hurts.
2) Be able to pay AS for any EE completions and automatically be ported to end chest for loot. Max xp should be applied.
3) Force people into groups if the person who put the group up is VIP. That way if you're a weaker player you can get carried through quests.
4) Would like to see a stone of Ultimate completionist in the store. This Stone would give 3 past lives of all Herorics/Iconics/and Epic lives, so I can be stronger
5) Epic diehard as a feat, when you go below 0HP's, you can not die. You eventually auto stabilize and return to 10% HP's.

[Gargalarg]

This game needs to be made easier its way too hard.

1) PRR should replace dodge if it is higher. I shouldn't get hit, when I get hit by mobs in EE's it hurts.
2) Be able to pay AS for any EE completions and automatically be ported to end chest for loot. Max xp should be applied.
3) Force people into groups if the person who put the group up is VIP. That way if you're a weaker player you can get carried through quests.
4) Would like to see a stone of Ultimate completionist in the store. This Stone would give 3 past lives of all Herorics/Iconics/and Epic lives, so I can be stronger
5) Epic diehard as a feat, when you go below 0HP's, you can not die. You eventually auto stabilize and return to 10% HP's.

[Monkey-Boy]

This game needs to be made easier its way too hard.

1) PRR should replace dodge if it is higher. I shouldn't get hit, when I get hit by mobs in EE's it hurts.
2) Be able to pay AS for any EE completions and automatically be ported to end chest for loot. Max xp should be applied.
3) Force people into groups if the person who put the group up is VIP. That way if you're a weaker player you can get carried through quests.
4) Would like to see a stone of Ultimate completionist in the store. This Stone would give 3 past lives of all Herorics/Iconics/and Epic lives, so I can be stronger
5) Epic diehard as a feat, when you go below 0HP's, you can not die. You eventually auto stabilize and return to 10% HP's.

By any chance, do you not have nipples?

[Vasax]

This game needs to be made easier its way too hard.

1) PRR should replace dodge if it is higher. I shouldn't get hit, when I get hit by mobs in EE's it hurts.
2) Be able to pay AS for any EE completions and automatically be ported to end chest for loot. Max xp should be applied.
3) Force people into groups if the person who put the group up is VIP. That way if you're a weaker player you can get carried through quests.
4) Would like to see a stone of Ultimate completionist in the store. This Stone would give 3 past lives of all Herorics/Iconics/and Epic lives, so I can be stronger
5) Epic diehard as a feat, when you go below 0HP's, you can not die. You eventually auto stabilize and return to 10% HP's.

Yes!

[Tesrali]

Great ideas cave_diver! Go munt your grandma while wearing my freeway mitt!

[Connman]

I'll see your Judge Judy facepalm gif..

And raise you a Picard facepalm gif.

[Hafeal]

^ Alrighty, I'll raise you a Sam the Eagle

[Clemeit]

/signed

I still can't make it through Stealthy Repossessions. **** it!

[Dragavon]

Some people here rolled an epic fail on their detect sarcasm roll

[oldfatman]

Some people here rolled an epic fail on their detect sarcasm roll

And in true "rolled a 1" style, you thought it was everyone else.

Here have a double facepalm.

[Powskier]

my hire died today... and yesterday .... and day before that ; oh wait- I don't use a hire that often

[Dragavon]

And in true "rolled a 1" style, you thought it was everyone else.

Are you so sure about that?

[Connman]

Are you so sure about that?

You might just want to slowly back away from that guy. I can guarantee you he has no nipples. And when you are rolling 1's...

Yes we all new the OP was being sarcastic, we just didn't find it ZOMGROFLOL, we found it:

[Eth]

2) Be able to pay AS for any EE completions and automatically be ported to end chest for loot. Max xp should be applied.

Ask Elminster for advice how to do this.

[gwonbush]

Ask Elminster for advice how to do this.

I don't want his advice. From what I can tell, he brings the loot to give to adventurers.

[Connman]

Ask Elminster for advice how to do this.

I don't want his advice. From what I can tell, he brings the loot to give to adventurers.

And from what I can tell, the game would be in maintenance mode before he finished giving you said advice.

[Bluegirl_Two]

And from what I can tell, the game would be in maintenance mode before he finished giving you said advice.

Wait, this game has a maintenance mode? I thought it just had broken and down time. Who knew!

[Paleus]

Are you so sure about that?

Pretty sure. I was face-palming myself when I read the thread. Thinking, "Oh boy, another thread that thinks Sarcasm is a substitute for meaningful dialogue." People aren't face-palming the ideas, they're face-palming the trolling because, frankly its amateurish and boring.

[Tesrali]

Pretty sure. I was face-palming myself when I read the thread. Thinking, "Oh boy, another thread that thinks Sarcasm is a substitute for meaningful dialogue." People aren't face-palming the ideas, they're face-palming the trolling because, frankly its amateurish and boring.

Frankly you could lighten up a little... lol

[gallantian]