What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[Steelstar]

"Novice! ...Stay near me!" - Inquisitor Gnomon

[Thar]

"Novice! ...Stay near me!" - Inquisitor Gnomon

there are two,

the common "string table error...."

and the korthos quest in the wilderness protecting the dude from the saugain and what he says after that would probably get me banned for reposting it. .

[stoopid_cowboy]

"Sssssoooommbbodyyy, aaaannnyboddyyy?"

So glad that they left that voiceover when GH got it's revamp

[alancarp]

OOOHHH! SHINNEEEYYY (and all other kobold sayings!)

I'm all over kobold one-liners, but just to add something different (which I'm gonna butcher - this is not exact):

"You don't like the way the key is looking at you."

[bls904c2]

" im in need of healing" while they have full magic

[blackdae]

I should have killed you from the start!
Now, stand aside, let my minions kill this filths!

[Kawai]

"Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge"
-Cellimas

[Chaimberland]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[pjstechie]

"You will learn to call this place home (as i have)" (wiz king)

[moo_cow]

I will devour your children!

[Grosbeak07]

"Oh no, not again!" - That one boss in the High Road Quest

[Khorae]

"You have fallen into a pit of spikes."

I love the narration; it's so matter of fact.

[Hendrik]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Dizafrabadoo!

[N-0cturn]

This is why we can't have nice things.

This!

Also:

Witness the power of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Titan!

[Scraap]

Halflings on parade.


(Ok, Ok, 'serious' one: "Utaalk Adarab Otkin!")

[Portalcat]

An artifact of unimaginable evil power. Yum!

[nomaddog]

Can't remember the exact line but something along the lines of ... "Oy! Thanks for saving my bacon! Now let's get out of this place!" Find it funny because he's talking about his own mind.

[axel15810]

The Best -

Nellee Gann's lines in the Chronoscope. I've always been really impressed with the voice acting by her. "Oh Natt! Where did you go!?!?" always gives me the chills. I've always found her lines to be very convincing and emotional.

Funniest -

The giant's lines in "A Small Problem".

[EllisDee37]

Well, for me, my favorite is head and shoulders above the rest. It's not even a contest:

"Kobold smell all! Kobold is omni-sniff-ient!"


"The Hatchery" is great, of course.


Another one that always hits me as particularly effective is at the end of Chronoscope, when the devil talks about bringing someone back to Shavarath to be put to the question. "Put to the question" is a real - and horrifying - thing, even moreso when spoken by an actual devil.

[FuzzyDuck81]

"What are you, an idiot?" -Grulemith