A little background, now that I've counted to ten at least three times. /Rant on:
I just logged on about an hour before, and planned to take my first run through House of Rusted Blades. Before doing this/setting up an LFM, I figured I'd check to see if there was already one up.
Yes, one that states "First time, need guide and trapper." I fit the criteria, as I am a rogue and have unlocked the maps.
So I send a tell. "Is this a zerg run or do you plan on doing optionals?"
"Optionals, it's my first run" was the reply.
Fast forward to the group getting together. Some have maps unlocked, but some don't, so they make their way through the Forest/Underdark to the portal. Already some are dying, and zerger is urging them to "just run to it".
Okay, this is already looking bad.
After I catch up and help the new ones to defeat the red-named that spawn right at the Underdark entrance, we go into the cave. I immediately say in party chat, "If you want to get Liberator on the way, I can bluff/pull the slavers and we can take them down before freeing the slaves." Party leader agrees to that.
Too late, the zerger is already riling up the mobs, leaving them in his wake for us to deal with. To paraphrase, "Just run to/through it" he says. My guess is he means the Sschindylrin portal.
For the first timers' sake, I figured that some would like to have a little look around as they press on. So I again put up a party tell, "Just to be clear on this, is this going to be a zerg run, or are we going to do optionals and stuff?"
No reply; just more deaths, including my own. Luckily, I'm at the portal shrine already, but surrounded by hostile mobs so I jump into the Sschin portal.
Once past the bridge, everyone starts heading east.
"It's west", I type into party chat.
"No, it's here" someone types back.
"Um, my map and wiki both show it to be on the west side. I thought I signed up for House of Rusted Blades?"
"So did I," someone else replies.
So everyone heads west. I can see there's not going to be much cooperation, so I simply go into sneak mode and go to the entrance and wait. More deaths, but everyone makes it except for the party leader, who DC's after saying, "Have to go, son just woke up."
At this point, I don't blame him.
Suffice it to say, the quest was over in record time, with repeated deaths including the cleric, who was becoming understandably testy, and only one set of weapons treated with ichor.
Before writing this post, and before counting to ten at least three times, I REALLY wanted to send this guy a tell, saying "What in the *multiple bleeps* hell is wrong with you? Didn't you read the LFM?" However, I realized that this would wind up in futility. I think it would have been smarter to dip out once we hit the Forest, once I had a preconception of how things would turn out.
OK, now to the main point of the post. Does anyone have any idea WHY people do this?
I mean, the LFM is clear. First-time, guide, trapper. In no way does it mention zerg, dps, or byoh, so apparently, you've hijacked the quest. WHY?
Reasons I can think of:
"I don't have time to wait for slowpokes. I have waggro/little free time/little patience and have to get this done quickly."
Okay. So why join a first-time run? Waggro I can understand, but it's still not a legitimate reason for spoiling a good time for others. We're all better off and not ticked off at you if you'd put up your own zerg-run lfm. I'm sure you'd find helpers in record time, because they're waiting for an LFM just as you were.
Besides, the content is going to be around for a while, so WHY does it have to be done so quickly?
If it's matter of keeping up with your friends, I have a news flash for you. They're not your friends. Friends help friends, they don't leave them behind. Hell, even acquaintances help acqaintances if it's for a common goal.
"I realize I can't do this myself, so I need cannon fodder to prevent my aggro/imminent death while I zerg ahead."
No. Just no. This is a selfish way of playing, and what I and many others think of you leads me to the third and ultimate possibility:
"I'm 12 years old/I'm an (insert your most dastardly expletive here)."
This is pretty much the only legitimate conclusion I can come to, and the least exlicable. Sort of like the Annoying Childhood Friend meme come to life.
Challenge me, please. Give me a legitimate reason to think it's not reason #3, and an acceptable behavior.
Before anyone reminds me of the Tale of the Scorpion and the Frog, remember...we're neither scorpions nor frogs.
Oh, and.../Rant off.
EDIT: Just for the record, I have encountered a high rate of PUGs with young people playing on older member's accounts. The 12-year old reference is definitely a possibility. I'm not calling all zergers 12-year-olds, only the ones who act like 12-year-olds.