The DDO Chronicle: Issue 396

[Cordovan]

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[Memnir]

A Kobold approaching the party with a spray-bottle of dubious cleaning solution and an even more dubious squeegee.


Yark! indeed good sir... yark! indeed.

[Brandwynn]

When your tank goes down in the first five minutes..... Yeah nothing good is going to happen after that.

[The_Human_Cypher]

When your Internet connection suddenly fails and you dc.

[Yamani]

When you join a group for R4 and they bump it up to R10.

[Waveclaw]

Vengeance reaper spawned and a noob (me) killed it before all other mobs nearby dies, then everyone dies of massively buffed mobs :P

[cdbd3rd]

A Kobold approaching the party with a spray-bottle of dubious cleaning solution and an even more dubious squeegee.


Yark! indeed good sir... yark! indeed.

I find myself hopeful for an 01 this week...
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But until then:

When my pocket cleric dies, my mechno-mutt is standing guard quietly over it's body, and I'm out of Dimension Door charges.

...Lucky 13.

[fatherpirate]

Toad Brew

[EnragedBears]

lagging and rubber banding - then you can feel the party wipe coming

[rfachini]

"We don't need to buff, this will be EASY..."

[C-Dog]

When someone is pulling all the levers they can find and says "I don't know this quest..."

[Egilson]

There's no good answer to this one. Every second before a party wipe, I'm trying to prevent it. If there are portends, I have no time for them.

[FAQ]

""I got this..."

[mbartol]

As a solo player, every death is a party wipe.
Often there is no warning other than being suddenly in "Oh no!" mode.

[Fnordian]

When the rest of the party is dead and I'm unconscious and we're facing two dozen angry baddies, it makes me suspect things might not work out quite as planned.

[Dragonlover333]

It's fun when Nyt's shadows in Killing Time get loose

[Nuvem]

"lag"

[nordlav]

The haunting melody of soulstone "angel bells" ringing out in increasing frequency............

[MugginsMai]

When the first person says "share" after joining a raid group, you just think "newb", but when the second guy says "share" that's when you think "we're going to die."

[Mynxxx]

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Lag issues porten a TPK