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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 188



    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 Turbine Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Tuesday, May 3rd. Good luck!
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    The dude is huge and has no idea what a plunger is.
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    The Storm Giant sized Fruit of the Looms left all over the place.

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    He never casts Fly on you when you want him to.

    And while it's good that he buys his own cutlery, his knives are as big as you are.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Each time he's going to accidently hit me, I'll get thrown away.
    Guild I'm one of a kind, Khyber
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    Semi-Active Crew: Rosanna ~ Venusia ~ Coriza
    Retired Crew: Alexandra ~ Samara ~ Zaretta ~ Carelle ~ Katina ~ Nathalya ~ Kristina ~ Nausikaa ~ Carietta ~ Isabella ~ Zyvorra ~ Hetoff
    Guild The Ashen, Khyber (Originally from Riedra)
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    The musings. Constant, never ending. Doesn't even go outside. Just...muses
    Wiki dashboard with some useful stealthplay links. LONG LIVE STEALTH!
    Proud Knight of the Silver Legion, Cannith: Saekee (main) and some others typically parked at some level to help guildies and other players


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    Man... I don't know where to begin... there are GIANT issues!

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    The snoring. It's thunderous.

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    The Boom!
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    This is how it should scale: Random loot < Named Loot < Raid Named Loot.
    The Trophy Room A great idea. Please do this devs!

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    He never looks where he's putting his feet

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    He won't shut up about the truthful one and feels the need to narrate everything

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    Default What is the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

    The bastich uses ALL the soap, AND shampoo, when he showers. And, then, you have to get a plumber to get all that fraggen hair out of the pipes. Seriously, it's like living with a herd of bears.....
    As the saying goes, "There is more than one way to skin a cat. (No offence to cats, cat lovers, or people that want to be cats)
    "Everything taste like chicken, 'cept chicken, that taste like turkey.", quoth the barbarian.

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    The really bad weather in the living room.

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    He's constantly using your vorpal blade to shave.
    Groz, Almostthere, Medicant and Harvezzt. Argo RULES!

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    airelementals EVERYWHERE. ugh!
    and i don't have sev's super boots to get some rest

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    Default What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post

    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 Turbine Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Tuesday, May 3rd. Good luck!
    He's big, loud and a party animal. He does not have a quiet time any time. Every time he calls you; he said "little people roommate". When he drinks in parties its like ale every where. He said the room wasn't humid and thunderous enough with BOOM! When he works with his programming homework he always said that his toy Doomsday device is buggy that he needs to fix it but never get to it because he's tricked by some old dragon called "The Truthful One"; and he was wrong to have him over for parties and such...

    Basically a good, big, tall fellow who likes to share his feelings but in a BOOM way.

    With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility

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    Really enjoy how fast the user community responds to submissions on DDO Forums. Wish DDO Forums had a better Search engine. Also wish DDO Forums had a nightly updated "Index system" to allow you to page thru past posting by subject matter for research and more enjoyable casual reading.

    On a different topic, does DDO host any physical conventions or gatherings in USA? Would be nice to go someplace in person to sit in on panels or lectures on things like "How to live longer as a poor low level wizard" or "How to really play a monk as a monk" or "How to play a druid for maximizing killing potential" and of course; share drinks with other DDO players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaharia View Post
    Really enjoy how fast the user community responds to submissions on DDO Forums. Wish DDO Forums had a better Search engine. Also wish DDO Forums had a nightly updated "Index system" to allow you to page thru past posting by subject matter for research and more enjoyable casual reading.

    On a different topic, does DDO host any physical conventions or gatherings in USA? Would be nice to go someplace in person to sit in on panels or lectures on things like "How to live longer as a poor low level wizard" or "How to really play a monk as a monk" or "How to play a druid for maximizing killing potential" and of course; share drinks with other DDO players.
    There's DDO meetups every once in a while at the various larger conventions near Boston, though I don't know how often and I don't believe there's any DDO focused activities other than hanging out with other DDO players. But I've never been to one so I don't know for sure. There was just a meetup of some kind at PAX, check out this thread: https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthrea...-Meetup-thread

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    You can't sleep with the window open because he may cast the fly spell on you and you'll float out.

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    Default What's the worst thing about having the Stormreaver as a roommate?

    True Seeing, he keeps finding where I hide the Twinkies.

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