The DDO Chronicle: Issue 180

[Cordovan]

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[beta1]

I would go to Vegas and do some gambling instead of being unemployed.

[Enoach]

Not sure how this would change my life, but I would avoid rolling a d100 as the odds will always be against me

[LittleFox]

Not sure how this would change my life, but I would avoid rolling a d100 as the odds will always be against me

i would be bill free for once in my lifetime :P

[Captain_Wizbang]

I'd finally buy that property with a nice view

[nordlav]

My wrist would likely hurt and there is a probability someone could lose an eye!

[UurlockYgmeov]

I would become a professional non-gambler.

[Elsbet]

I'd finally get Everythingz with Sprinklez and give it to a friend.

[Gratch]

I would be terrible at all those games where you want to roll low.

[mna]

Um. If I only rolled 20s ... yeah, that'd be weird. Largely because I mostly use d6s in tabletop games...

(Including some nonstandard d6s, like the one that doesn't have a 5 or 6 even - weighted distribution, 1 1 2 2 3 4.)

[FAQ]

V-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-vorpal!!!

I would finally be able to roll my wizard/sorcerer/warlock halfdwarf/halfdragon and not be killed by my DM (hint: he hates all those things)

[Thar]

I'd be lucky in love, life and lottery. Perhaps a job change to cleanup hitter for a MLB team. All 20s I could break some serious records.

[GuntharUthWistan]

I still remember the DDO Lottery on the old website.......which eventually was replaced with Daily Dice

[NabeGewell]

I'd buy some D20's and roll a few times just to see if it realy works and then i would get bored and never do it again..oh and I'd probabaly uninstall DDo becouse that would make the game dull af xD.

[Supertoke]

i would view life with a much more critical eye...

[somenewnoob]

My new pickup line would be, "Hey baby......if I can roll a 20 10 times in a row, you have to give me your number."

Yeah.......I still haven't figured out how to use D&D to pick up chicks.

[KatzyBaby]

I would be rich, I would be beautiful, I would have tons of fans and friends, and finally,
I WOULD REACH THE END OF THE INTERNET (been looking for this endgame of the Internet for years!)

>^*^<
KatzyBaby (The Only One)

[Tashr]

I'd play games that only use d20's and 20 is the wanted roll

[emmanuelvargas]

I would get payed to play:
DDO
tabletop D&D
I would be a game designer for D&D
My wife will play with me and when we have children they will play too

[DreamingReality]

First, I would be highly suspicious that there was some conspiracy going on- I NEVER have good luck. Fortune cookies even predict bad things ahead for me.

Then, after a while, I would start to get bored. There would be no major crisis for me to figure a way out of, no random trees falling on my car, no IRS agents losing my submitted tax file, no cash registers running out of tape when I get in line. I would grow way to complacent.