"Loot is like a group of PUGers... you never know what you're gonna get."
-Memnir of All Servers
"Versitility can be your key to victory. Move like the wind, to set yourself free!"
Balsaa (13 rogue, 6 monk, 1 fighter) -Thelanis
always carry remove curse pots
breakbeatz
thelanis
member of Archangels: BODHISATTVA / BREAKBEATZ / DOSEONE / DROFFSKI / EARASAMUS / ISMIST / NEOSPORING / NYOSH / NYOSHIS / THEDANCING / TONES
long live Xoriat
If the Shadar-kai is a swinging you are a running, until it gets put away. Then KILL! Runeigh of Cannith
Lawful Good does not always mean Lawful Nice
"Its the camaraderie "
The Silver Legion/GuildMedieval.com-Canith
"As the mind tears, the soul bleeds" Beholder quote favored by Rilama of Khyber
"There once was a poet from Sleeping Spell Inn,
who does what it takes so Beholders don't win.
She gargles with wine,
drinks beer all the time.
And lounges all day in a bathtub of gin"
- Psiren of Sarlona
"There once was a poet from the Rusty Nail,
with ballads so bawdy they'd land him in jail.
And there he did find,
an Ogre half-blind,
who featured quite largely in that poet's tale"
- Vagnur of Sarlona
Belkier, Thelanis:
"A Cleric job is to keep people safe from harm. Sometimes the only way to do that is keeping them in your backpack"
"If a Sorcerer in doubt, fireball it twice to be sure"
"Blowing a control box is a form of dps"
There once was a bard from the Ever Full Flagon,
who boasted he'd woe even Velah the Dragon.
"Vagnur can't last,
in that deadly back-blast"
"He lacks firestorm greaves for protection from Shaggin"
- Senza Sordina of Sarlona
"I blame Vorn!"
--Various and sundry folks on Argonnessen in response to any disaster from casual to epic proportions.
Vorn, 30 Fighter
Argo
OSD
"Soulstones have the lowest DPS in the game. Even a barbarian can pack a potion or two"
- Lacktoes the Intolerant, Sarlona
A street sign that says "Sneak Hump Free Zone" in small print "Fri-Sun only, interpretations open to debate".
There is a shadow of a character on the sign it seems to be sneaking. Dieshorribly - Sarlona
"In undead form, light damage HURTS." Jangy from Argonnessen
"Haggle. A LOT. You can buy and sell things for way better prices. And you can haggle for your friends too, most of the time!" Magniee from Argonnessen
"Even in these days of convenient airship travels, it is always nice to know your way around quests and wildernesses." Jaangus from Argonnessen
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"Evasion means nothing without a little Dexterity"
- Ichiban Baggins of Sarlona
"When blasting in a conical eldritch manner, I make it a habit to ensure your opponents are in a triangular profile, noting to keep a slight distance from the nearest of the group. Not only does it produce a greater effect upon the wretched creatures, but it also keeps them in neat, orderly rows to better loot their blackened corpses as you stroll past."
~ Archarias, warlock of Argonnessen, from the 'Treaty on the Ethical and Unethical Usage of the Eldritch Blast'
"Pay no attention to that Halfling behind the Tower Shield"
- Biscotti Baggins of Sarlona
"Get yourself a row of foes, room to swing and all wariness shall fall from you." -- Baerktghar of Sarlona
Characters on Sarlona: Ungnad (Morninglord, Wizard 17 / Favored Soul 2 / Fighter 1) -- Baerktghar (Dwarf, Paladin 18 / Fighter 2) -- Simulacruhm (Bladeforged, Artificer 16 / Paladin 3 / Wizard 1)
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
-- Jascha Heifetz