Quote Originally Posted by katz View Post
nonononono. you have it all wrong! the best item evar...

*pause for dramatic effect*

is the BACON WAND
As much as I would love to have a Wand of Bacon for my own character (or for real life), I do not think that it would be the best item in the game ever because of the clearly overpowered nature that would force Turbine to scale up raid difficulties to the point where anyone who did not have a Wand of Bacon equipped would be unable to complete, no matter how many Mnemonic pots they chugged.

As much as I would love that item, I must offer a regretful /notsigned.