Dear Cubethulu,

The council of the twelve has met to determine the fate of Turbine for causing drama to spill to all of the servers. Drama is generally confined to the Khyber forum per the Treaty of Threads.

The council of the twelve has determined that as the face of Turbine, Cubethulu, will receive the collective punishment for all of Turbine, except for Tolero (see below).

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

Tolero, your punishment will be to continue to supervise Tarrant.

Go forth and break clerics no more!

In Gornns name,

the 12