Cubethulu

[stainer]

Dear Cubethulu,

The council of the twelve has met to determine the fate of Turbine for causing drama to spill to all of the servers. Drama is generally confined to the Khyber forum per the Treaty of Threads.

The council of the twelve has determined that as the face of Turbine, Cubethulu, will receive the collective punishment for all of Turbine, except for Tolero (see below).

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

Tolero, your punishment will be to continue to supervise Tarrant.

Go forth and break clerics no more!

In Gornns name,

the 12

[Tendare]

Should we call Jillian Michaels for some preventive diet and excercise for the cube. He already takes up most hallways I see him in.

[Chai]

Should we call Jillian Michaels for some preventive diet and excercise for the cube. He already takes up most hallways I see him in.

Its because we keep feeding it...

[ArkoHighStar]

Khyber is low grade drama, if you want high grade drama you need to come to Argo complete with account bans and thread locks

[stainer]

Khyber is low grade drama, if you want high grade drama you need to come to Argo complete with account bans and thread locks

You follow a false god. Good drama is so subtle that they know the thread should be locked, but they don't know why. We can do that for 7 or 8 pages.

In the name of Gornn, I rebuke thee.

[Vissarion]

Alternatively, you could condemn him to a career of bit parts in mediocre feature films and outdated rap music by dubbing him LL Cube J.

But that's mostly because the thought of upskirt shots of Cubesey Lohan is far too horrifying for me to contemplate.

*scurries back to Argonessen*

[protokon]

You follow a false god. Good drama is so subtle that they know the thread should be locked, but they don't know why. We can do that for 7 or 8 pages.

In the name of Gornn, I rebuke thee.

^ what he said.

[ladyzerlynda14]

Khyber is low grade drama, if you want high grade drama you need to come to Argo complete with account bans and thread locks

/signed

IBTL

[Lifeblood]

/signed

IBTL

IBTL???

are you kidding? if this is a thread you think worthy of locking you need to scurry back to argo.... I believe it's your nap time

[Gornn]

Dear Cubethulu,

The council of the twelve has met to determine the fate of Turbine for causing drama to spill to all of the servers. Drama is generally confined to the Khyber forum per the Treaty of Threads.

The council of the twelve has determined that as the face of Turbine, Cubethulu, will receive the collective punishment for all of Turbine, except for Tolero (see below).

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

Tolero, your punishment will be to continue to supervise Tarrant.

Go forth and break clerics no more!

In Gornns name,

the 12

Your actions have made us proud stainer.

I dub thee: High Troll of Gornn.

Go forth and bring thy drama far and wide.

[Eladiun]

It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

To remain timely shouldn't that be a prison jump suit.

[Danmor]

just color him in orange

[Dark_Helmet]

Cubethulu will be known as Cubesey Lohan until 5pm, Turbine Local time, Thursday, Aug 5th. All correspondence from said Cube must use the new name. If you chose to ignore this punishment a plethora of /fail threads will rain down upon you, until you become fat with the artery clogging nastiness of said threads. It would be appropriate for the Art Department to dress Cubesey up in a suitable outfit.

I still like my previous version of the kinder and gentler cube:


Update: Since Lohan is behind bars, time to lock him up as well:

[dranreb]

Gelatin-to-stone spell?

[Elyanna]

It's a minor change from the incantation of the Flesh to Stone spell... oh and it's needed or the Cube would eat the bars.

[altrocks]

Gelatin-to-stone spell?

Material Component: Fruit Cake

[Rasczak]

I waited 2 years for the council of twelve to open their gates when they realised what a bunch of pompous nitwits they were. Now that the twelve is making their discussion public again I would like to know why none of my letters have been answered.

Firstly; I am not personally fond of the colour green......when will the twelve be releasing some blue-steel or puce-steel items? I have come up with a look to put on advertisements for the new colours.....

Secondly; surely you have by now made some sort of transport system to the various bad bosses you require us to smack for you. I am tired of losing directionless party members in the dark.

thirdly; how much to rent a room for the night in the tower of twelve?? I have a special 'friend' who has promised me things when she gets to sleep over at the tower of twelve....well it's either that or hell freezing over but the twelve is closer.

and lastly; what is been done about the baggage retrieval system they have at Heathrow???

[Emili]

I waited 2 years for the council of twelve to open their gates when they realised what a bunch of pompous nitwits they were. Now that the twelve is making their discussion public again I would like to know why none of my letters have been answered.
You very well know the Orien postal system by now.

Firstly; I am not personally fond of the colour green......when will the twelve be releasing some blue-steel or puce-steel items? I have come up with a look to put on advertisements for the new colours.....
Go back to bloody butterflies drenched in honey mustard of Thelanis. WE LOVE GREEN. Green be the colour of Demon chain, Demon scale, Dragons, Shamrocks... and Éire.

Secondly; surely you have by now made some sort of transport system to the various bad bosses you require us to smack for you. I am tired of losing directionless party members in the dark.
Buy a bloody flashlight or find the light switches.

thirdly; how much to rent a room for the night in the tower of twelve?? I have a special 'friend' who has promised me things when she gets to sleep over at the tower of twelve....well it's either that or hell freezing over but the twelve is closer.
Unfortunate for you but luck for the lady. Seems the twelve booked all occupancy up until March 14th 2025 for some Epitath convention.

and lastly; what is been done about the baggage retrieval system they have at Heathrow???
It's been outsourced to Samsonite!

Is mise le meas,

Assitant secertary of the 12's PR agent #9767105

[Chris79]

Someone hook me up to this secret mega uber forum I keep hearing about. Is the password 'Ken sent me'?