Dear Hordoclause...

[TWDiggs1980]

Dear Hordoclause, all that I really want for festivault is for you to magically bring back the epic thread posted by strakeln and for dirty uncle stainer to quit touching my no no spot(he say's it is his greenis but I knows better). You sees mister Hordoclause there is this mean little moderator that took aways the thread before I could read it
and nows my heart is broken; so pretty please mister Hordoclause could you do this for me and all the other good little boys and girls.

[flynnjsw]

Dear Hordoclause, all that I really want for festivault is for you to magically bring back the epic thread posted by strakeln and for dirty uncle stainer to quit touching my no no spot(he say's it is his greenis but I knows better). You sees mister Hordoclause there is this mean little moderator that took aways the thread before I could read it
and nows my heart is broken; so pretty please mister Hordoclause could you do this for me and all the other good little boys and girls.

^^ This, minus the Uncle Stainer part...

[Slink]

Dear Hordoclause, all that I really want for festivault is for you to magically bring back the epic thread posted by strakeln and for dirty uncle stainer to quit touching my no no spot(he say's it is his greenis but I knows better). You sees mister Hordoclause there is this mean little moderator that took aways the thread before I could read it
and nows my heart is broken; so pretty please mister Hordoclause could you do this for me and all the other good little boys and girls.

You can't handle the truth!

[InfidelofHaLL]

You can't handle the truth!

we handle it better then your mom did when i dumped her!

[stainer]

^^ This, minus the Uncle Stainer part...

I know you like the greenis.

[TWDiggs1980]

I know you like the greenis.

I need an adult.

[InfidelofHaLL]

I need an adult.

go to another server

[Saedar]

Stainer is an adult do you need him lol

[flynnjsw]

Stainer is an adult do you need him lol

This is a lie!

[flynnjsw]

go to another server

^^^ I approve of this message.

[Eladiun]

Just passing through...can't afford to say anything but I'll stroll on through....come on Big T, help Hordoclause and give is a Festivus gift, post it up for us in the secret place and we will give you a weeks vacation, no drama from us for 1 week. Think of it, it will be a dream come true. Opps, I said something....

[Rabbi_Hordo]

Dear Hordoclause, all that I really want for festivault is for you to magically bring back the epic thread posted by strakeln and for dirty uncle stainer to quit touching my no no spot(he say's it is his greenis but I knows better). You sees mister Hordoclause there is this mean little moderator that took aways the thread before I could read it
and nows my heart is broken; so pretty please mister Hordoclause could you do this for me and all the other good little boys and girls.

Diggs,
I appreciate your missive to me at my workshop. And as I sit and review my nice and naughty list, I notice severe naughtiness on the parts of Strakeln, Stainer and Yourself. For, you see, Hordoclaus sees all (including your spelling errors of his name) and knows that your fondness of Stainer's greenis is not at all healthy. You may need to hie thee to a tavern and get a few of the blessings and heals from the Silver Flame folks therein. That having been said, I do not have the power to reinstate said thread, but if Strakeln weren't such unmitigated n00bsauce he would have screenshotted the original post sans replies as a baseline, then done the normal updates for the secret vault of knowledge. Thus, you get coal, you naughty, naughty boy.

/hugs in the name of Gornn,

Hordoclaus

[Emili]

Diggs,
I appreciate your missive to me at my workshop. And as I sit and review my nice and naughty list, I notice severe naughtiness on the parts of Strakeln, Stainer and Yourself. For, you see, Hordoclaus sees all (including your spelling errors of his name) and knows that your fondness of Stainer's greenis is not at all healthy. You may need to hie thee to a tavern and get a few of the blessings and heals from the Silver Flame folks therein. That having been said, I do not have the power to reinstate said thread, but if Strakeln weren't such unmitigated n00bsauce he would have screenshotted the original post sans replies as a baseline, then done the normal updates for the secret vault of knowledge. Thus, you get coal, you naughty, naughty boy.

/hugs in the name of Gornn,

Hordoclaus

... most likey need more elves in that workshop of his.

[stainer]

... most likey need more elves in that workshop of his.

...they are just making grease clickies.

[flynnjsw]

...they are just making grease clickies.

Grease and Elves...things that make you go hmmmm...lol

[Emili]

...they are just making grease clickies.

[Slink]

Quoted for truth.

[Lifeblood]

wow

[Dark_Helmet]

I need an adult.

[MalakRevan]

I know you like the greenis.

This is true, all we hear about is how he likes it when you touch him and then he mumbles something about Thai Lady....the rest gets lost in translation.