Favorite Movie Quotes. . .

[Dark_Helmet]

Creature from the Black Lagoon

"So you think you've got heart? So you think you've got balls? So you think Mag can sing? "

Repo?


And here in a cave, somewhere on the North American continent, about 2 million years ago, the first artist was born.

<grunts and paints on wall>

And of course, with the birth of the artist, came the inevitable after-birth: the critic.
<Critica pees on the cave painting>

[szaijan]

And here in a cave, somewhere on the North American continent, about 2 million years ago, the first artist was born.

<grunts and paints on wall>

And of course, with the birth of the artist, came the inevitable after-birth: the critic.
<Critica pees on the cave painting>

History of the World: Part I

"It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those two legs moving."

[Ashurr]

Repo?

* Gods man, and here I thought I was the only one that has not only seen this movie, but liked it.*

[Isolani]

"Will: You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a f%&%kin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess f$%&kin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

Good Will Hunting

Too many good lines from the next movie to list, but here's one:

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."

And from a different movie:

Man A: "What's the rumpus? How'd you know it was me?"
Man B: "You're the only one I know who'd knock and then break in"
Man A: "You're other friends wouldn't break in huh?
Man B: "My other friends want to kill me so they wouldn't knock"

[Uska]

"Will: You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a f%&%kin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess f$%&kin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"

Good Will Hunting

Too many good lines from the next movie to list, but here's one:

"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine."


Casablanca
And from a different movie:

Man A: "What's the rumpus? How'd you know it was me?"
Man B: "You're the only one I know who'd knock and then break in"
Man A: "You're other friends wouldn't break in huh?
Man B: "My other friends want to kill me so they wouldn't knock"

Miller's crossing





"Regular storage procedure. The same as the other food. The other food stopped coming. And they started"

[szaijan]

"Regular storage procedure. The same as the other food. The other food stopped coming. And they started"

Logan's Run, Box

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" - Too obvious, but one of my favorite quotes

[Isolani]

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

Yeah, good line, but it does kinda give it away. I would have used "Who are those guys?" instead. Great movie.


"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

[Disavowed]

Aliens !

" What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

movie quote that sometimes best describes the whole Pugging experiance some nights .

Billy Madison.

What we have here is a failure to communicate![/QUOTE]

Cool hand luke.

"If I dressed like that I'd have to kick my own a$$."

[Renvar]

Billy Madison.

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

Cool hand luke.

"If I dressed like that I'd have to kick my own a$$."[/QUOTE]

Happy Gilmore.

"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. "

[Thruck]

"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. "[/QUOTE]

Doc Holliday, in Tombstone.

A, in a frantic whisper: I am not a warrior!
B, whispering a reply with a grin : Very soon, you will be!

[Isolani]

"A, in a frantic whisper: I am not a warrior!
B, whispering a reply with a grin : Very soon, you will be! "

The Thirteenth Warrior

"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."

[drobbins]

"Are you okay?"

"I don't know. I'm kind of f*cked up in general so it's hard to gauge."

- Death To Smoochy

[Halbarad]

[QUOTE=Isolani;2828401"Never shall innocent blood be shed, yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The Three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeful striking hammer of God."[/QUOTE]

Boondock Saints


"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

[Dark_Helmet]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the war room!"

Dr. Strangelove - was just on TV earlier this month... good times!


This is a face that only a mother could love. On Pay Day.


Just in case that is obscure:
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!

[DasLurch]

Boondock Saints


"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Aliens and someone's used that one already I believe. Nice catch on BDS tho.

[Halbarad]

Aliens and someone's used that one already I believe. Nice catch on BDS tho.

My bad. How about this one:

"I came here to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Dark_Helmet]

This is a face that only a mother could love. On Pay Day.


Just in case that is obscure:
You punch in at 8:30 every morning, except you punch in at 7:30 following a business holiday, unless it's a Monday, then you punch in at 8 o'clock. Punch in late and they dock you. Incoming articles get a voucher, outgoing articles provide a voucher. Move any article without a voucher and they dock you. Letter size a green voucher, oversize a yellow voucher, parcel size a maroon voucher. Wrong color voucher and they dock you! 6787049A/6. That is your employee number. It will not be repeated! Without your employee number you cannot get your paycheck. Inter-office mail is code 37, intra-office mail 37-3, outside mail is 3-37. Code it wrong and they dock you! This has been your orientation. Is there anything you do not understand, is there anything you understand only partially? If you have not been fully oriented, you must file a complaint with personnel. File a faulty complaint and they dock you!

Guess no one saw the Hudsucker Proxy...

My bad. How about this one:

"I came here to kick a$$ and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."

They Live.


How about:

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. "

[Mithran]

"Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam. "

Uncle Buck?

"Do I look like a beautiful blonde with big t!ts and an ass that tastes like french vanilla ice cream?"

[DevKiller]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we are wearing sunglasses...

Hit it

[DevKiller]

"The muse is upon me!"