Miss Stormreach Pageant!

[Lessah]

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! (does anyone say that anymore?)
Morah and Clankenbeard are proud to bring you:

Nominate your favorite NPC here in this thread!!!! Who is Most Beautiful? Who is Miss Congeniality?
Who has the Most Poise? Who can get past those pesky interview questions? Who will take the evening gown competition?
We ALL want to know!!!!

So nominate someone here, and let the cheesy advertisements start rolling in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Visit the website at MissStormreach.com!
(Yeah, that's right... we own the domain name! We are serious about our cheesy contests!)

We will be posting ads and pictures of candidates who get through Clankenbeard's rigorous screening process of hawtness!
(You essentially just have to look at him directly to get in.)

This will be very similar in nature to the MAYOR of STORMREACH election that was held last year!
Don't know what that is? You should be ashamed of yourself! Go to http://mayorofstormreach.com/ right now and refresh your memory!!!!

Now get to posting and may the best, hawtest NPC win!



(Special thanks to Papa Smurf and Phoenixfire for letting me steal this idea from them at Gencon 2009!!!!)

[SableShadow]

LOL, love the siggy.

[Lessah]

Edit*

Here are the headshots of the ladies we have so far! In NO Special Order!

Amenia Songweaver



Margurite Dryden



Deadgirl



Cellimas Villuhne



Arissa Storr



Eldin the Kobold Sorceress?



The DDO Succubus



Mari Mosshand



Charlette the Scarlet



Evi Joss



Jana the Lost Barmaid



Inquisiter Lightbringer



Seld the Grey Sister



The Archon



Vellah, The Red Dragon



Delera



Mistress Orphne



Thadine Bedeire



Erythyn Veridyn



Sorceress Noria Splashpaige



Annelisa



The Dreamy Cube



Whisperdoom (Decision Pending)



Morgan Neptune

[Clankenbeard]

Clakenbeard discovered an issue with the Flash Animation and Windows Vista, so you might see a teeny tiny image.. or a normal one! He is working on it now!

Right! Nothing goes off without a hitch. I moved the website hitch into my "git-along" so that you needn't be bothered with it. Yeah, I bricked the scaling thing. I wanted the website to be HUGE on your screen when you view it. But, my version of Flash is old and doesn't play well with Vista or Firefox or portbale devices or kobolds. I'll try to figure the full screen scaling out now that Lessah isn't breathing down my neck whilst wearing her Helm of Intimidation +13.

If the site STILL looks tiny, open up your Tool/Internet Options/Browsing History/Delete/Temporary Internet Files. That'll fix it. If it doesn't just cast a darkness spell and sit there in the dark until I post a new SWF file that is a different size than the last one. That will fix it as well. But unless you are a Flash nerd, this might as well be written in Ogrish.

Anyways, all you forum members out there should be posting in this thread. You should be saying things like "I think Charlotte the Scarlet should be in the contest." or "I like the looks of Bellweather Bill's sister Billweather Belle's hindquarters!" to get ths ball rolling. This is an open-ended pageant. I know some stuff that is going to happen. But, if you watched the Mayor Election last year, you know 80% of this is still up in the air! Now get cracking.

[Kistilan]

I gotta say Velah does strange and wonderful things to me in her Veil avatar... and later she does strange and wonderful things to me as a red dragon.

She breaths the fire... and I bathe in the heat.

[Deriaz]

Do Mindflayers have a gender? I've always wondered that. I haven't visited Fred in awhile, though; doesn't Fred wear a dress? I vote for Fred. Fred looks good in a dress, either way.

If Fred is not qualified to enter, which I also believe would be Mind-Flayer-ist, I vote for that Cleric in the tutorial whose name I can't remember.

[Lessah]

Do Mindflayers have a gender? I've always wondered that. I haven't visited Fred in awhile, though; doesn't Fred wear a dress? I vote for Fred. Fred looks good in a dress, either way.

If Fred is not qualified to enter, which I also believe would be Mind-Flayer-ist, I vote for that Cleric in the tutorial whose name I can't remember.

Celemast! I am grabbing screenshots of her now, along with MY pic for Miss Stormreach (though she be contraversial!).

[Kalari]

Definitely got to go with the succubus us bad gals got to stick together

[cdbd3rd]

Definitely got to go with the succubus us bad gals got to stick together

gals that stick together iz muh fav'rit.


I've got a nominee in mind, will have to go ask her for a pic before hinting who she is...

[cdbd3rd]

I've got a nominee in mind, will have to go ask her for a pic before hinting who she is...

K. Well, it was a long conversation, with much pleading and begging...

But after finally untying me, Seld allowed me these couple shots and her permission to submit her (she glared at me daring me to make a joke of it) for the contest.

Therefore, my nominee:

[Lessah]

I have updated the second post to include Miss Seld. How did you get her? She is so secretive!!!!

[cdbd3rd]

I have updated the second post to include Miss Seld. How did you get her? She is so secretive!!!!

Even CD is not without a few small trinkets of charm.


(Bracers of Charm Person, Gloves of Charm Person, Necklace of Charm Person....)

[SilverSong]

Mistress Orphne, she has such an intresting mind.

[johnyBgood]

there is a merchants daughter in the market near the planescaller to gianthold, she'd down the stairs and already thinks she's the princess of stormreach.. but I like her so I nominate her

[Dark_Helmet]

K. Well, it was a long conversation, with much pleading and begging...

But after finally untying me, Seld allowed me these couple shots and her permission to submit her (she glared at me daring me to make a joke of it) for the contest.

Therefore, my nominee:

Sorry, she obviously had a nosejob! We want natural beauty.

[tenga]

Inquisitor Lightbringer was going to be my vote for sure.

[Pinki]

You seem to have forgotten a certain Beauty be nominated... i will do the honors...
meet ~Annelisa~
-Occupation: Love Slave
-Location: she may be found in Blaeric Goodspeed's Harem in the Bounty Hunter Dungeon
-Talent: Seduction, Pleasure Giving, Belly Dancing, Teasing, and generally anything else her Master wishes
-Why she should be Miss Stormreach: She has given sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids all to keep dungeon masters and possible Heros (should they so choose) "happy".. now what more could you want in a woman?!

[Lessah]

You seem to have forgotten a certain Beauty be nominated... i will do the honors...
meet ~Annelisa~
-Occupation: Love Slave
-Location: she may be found in Blaeric Goodspeed's Harem in the Bounty Hunter Dungeon
-Talent: Seduction, Pleasure Giving, Belly Dancing, Teasing, and generally anything else her Master wishes
-Why she should be Miss Stormreach: She has given sweat, tears, and other bodily fluids all to keep dungeon masters and possible Heros (should they so choose) "happy".. now what more could you want in a woman?!

I have added Annelisa to the list. Is she wearing someone elses outfit or is it just me?
I will try to get good shots of her today, as Clanky will want this little honey on a better light for the WWW.

[Lessah]

I'll have you know that I grab screenies of Whisperdoom WHILE playing permadeath. The other players... they did not understand.



I also added the CUBE as a possible contestant, but I am waiting for Fred's Decision.

[dv8maker123]

I'll have you know that I grab screenies of Whisperdoom WHILE playing permadeath. The other players... they did not understand.



I also added the CUBE as a possible contestant, but I am waiting for Fred's Decision.

LMAO, you are insane (but in a good way)...but I have to admit, thats a really good screenie . Did you manage that one in TR or her lair? (if you did it in her lair while doing PD then you are certifiably insane, and I will be extremely impressed)