Do Dwarfs Rule?

[LeCutter]

Well, do they?

[Freeman]

Sorry, but Halflings are better. And they smell better.

[Roman]

Dwarfs rule all. All are inferior to dwarves. Make dwarves.

That is all.

[Borror0]

Dwarf > All > Aspenor

[Uska]

Its Drool not rule get it right.

[gemineye]

Dwarves...FTW!!!11!!!!!111

[dharq]

Yes.. well, until they drink too much. Then they mostly drool.

[Kistilan]

Well, do they?

They rule from their dwarven halls of stone... naturally over other dwarves.

[MagicianBlade]

In the HALL of the MOUNTAIN KING!

[Ras]

The Dwarven Drinking Song
By Adrian Wood

Gather thee dwarves, there’s cause for a bash
Tap all caskets and find us your stash
Who calls the round? Whose wallet is heavy?
How many pints can this tummy here levy?
Beer, cider, spirits and ales
Listen to the drunk dwarf tell his tall tales
Loosen your belts, cups in the air
The liquor flows free and the barrels won’t care
And all call:
O, ho, finish in one
Down, down
Until it’s all gone!
Hoorah!
Pour another cup, mine appears to be dry
Don’t say there’s no more or a dwarf might cry
All sing along now and sway side to side
No single voice is too ugly to hide
Cheer all ye up, no reason to look grim
There’s no need for dwarven waistlines to be slim
Never mind the weak-stomached one’s snore
Full round bellies make grave spirits soar!
And all call:
O, ho, finish in one
Down, down
Until it’s all gone!
Hoorah!
By Brodon’s beard, another two glasses
Didn’t those bosoms just grow on them lasses?
Sweet lady friend mine, won’t you join me?
My lap is empty and the brandy’s for free
Sorry love, didn’t mean to be rude
No telling the stories when a dwarf’s in the mood
But truth be told I’d not ever chose you
Over a pint of my sweet sacred brew
And all call:
O, ho, finish in one
Down, down
Until it’s all gone!
Hoorah!
Was that a pink elephant that just flew past?
Funny the shadows that cider kegs cast!
Pardon that noise, didn’t mean to offend
There’s no hic-up a bloody good belch won’t mend
Laughing eyes wat’ry and heads a’ swimming
Look at your red nose dwarf! And stop that grinning!
We’ll stack them mugs unto the ceiling
Of their seats the dwarves are keeling
And all call:
O, ho, finish in one
Down, down
Until it’s all gone!
Hoorah!

[Twerpp]

Have this to go with your drinking song!

And to answer your question,

Yes Dwarves rule, directly under their Halfling overlords!

[assamite]

Dwarves are the greatest race of all time.

[kingfisher]

Well, do they?

yes dwarves rule, especially for being a bunch of fatties

[irivan]

Well, do they?

Dwarves rule!!!

How can you even dare to compare the other races, and trust me out of pure joy i play some other races.

But if the Dwarves were no so **** busy trying to decide where the next loot chest was, and where the after party was all the time, they would rule the known universe.

[Chaoswf]

Warforged are the superior race xD. Imo I like warforged, but then it goes halflings then drow/elves then dwarves. Don't get me wrong dwarves are good I'm just a sucker for robots of destruction xD.

[YakoSpiritFist]

No but my Dwarf fighter does. Wait .... I guess that means they do.

[Cratecrusher]

Yes they do.

[BurningDownTheHouse]

They are short, fat and smelly.
Of course they rule!!!

[Darconeious]

oh i likes me little ole dwarf. he is a nasty , crude , and rude little dude and thats one less stat i half to worry about !! lets get this fight oon and get the job done.
dwafs!! what is your profession!!
hă `oo , hă `oo , hă `oo !!
you see my friend , i have brought more wariors than you.

[Kaeldur]

Yes