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  1. 09-29-2011, 06:42 PM #1
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    Default What the hades is going on?

    Hello all! I am new to ddo. And was wondering if I can get some info from you all.
    I am a super leet player from WoW and I thought I would bless ddo and subsequently thelanis with my skill set. I am looking for a righteous class to wield. It needs to be powerfull but I have a problem with the bard class. They act like clerics when they should be soley dps. I think this is a fundamental flaw with ddo. One that really needs to be addresed. I would play a cleric but I scenes that everyone will see my skill and flock to me for free heals. I was thinking about augmenting the ddo economy by charging 1 plat per heal and such. Maybe higher. If any one needs me to co-lead there guild let me know. I'm expensive but worth it.

    Btw, I was plying my craft expertly but peeps seem to have fostered an atmosphere of hLf-arsedness and ambivalence. So much that people have stopped being friendly. That a hard lesson to teach. But i am up for it. Please send invites one a 15 minute incremental rate as I have a lot of people to serve.

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    Ooooh! Ooooooh! May I be a disciple in your WoW lete-ness? I have always wanted to be a disciple of the WoW lete-ness! I hear that you Run Around to kill FIFTEEN monsters to complete a quest! It sounds incredibly needful of lete skillz! I really want to learn how to apply potential WoW lete-ness to DDO! And btw, do you know what DDO needs more of? PvP. PvP is the most lete, awesome thing ever to grace a game. This should be entirely rewritten so that everything is based around PvP.
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    *sigh*

    So i assume we are now supposed to spell sense as "scenes"? thanks for that clarification. Oh High and Mighty One.
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    *Fails save on sarcasm check...*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falith12 View Post
    Ooooh! Ooooooh! May I be a disciple in your WoW lete-ness? I have always wanted to be a disciple of the WoW lete-ness! I hear that you Run Around to kill FIFTEEN monsters to complete a quest! It sounds incredibly needful of lete skillz! I really want to learn how to apply potential WoW lete-ness to DDO! And btw, do you know what DDO needs more of? PvP. PvP is the most lete, awesome thing ever to grace a game. This should be entirely rewritten so that everything is based around PvP.
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    I +1 you all in effort to mitigate your obvious "OTHER" deficiencies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falith12 View Post
    Ooooh! Ooooooh! May I be a disciple in your WoW lete-ness? I have always wanted to be a disciple of the WoW lete-ness! I hear that you Run Around to kill FIFTEEN monsters to complete a quest! It sounds incredibly needful of lete skillz! I really want to learn how to apply potential WoW lete-ness to DDO! And btw, do you know what DDO needs more of? PvP. PvP is the most lete, awesome thing ever to grace a game. This should be entirely rewritten so that everything is based around PvP.
    Drat, forgot /sarcasm. So if anyone was offended, /sarcasm is invisibly there
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doomcrew View Post
    Welcome to the Forums,

    heya Bart, long time no post.
    Everyone must submit to the forum trolls...lol

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    Guess I need to move servers so I can bask in the radiance of you l33t aura
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    Don't forget next week you can buy +3 tomes to make you ever more uber... and if you wait a few more weeks you be able to buy all Epic gear... you will be the best bard on your server, and slay monsters like a greased cougar from the planet big bollocks!


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  12. 09-29-2011, 07:24 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falith12 View Post
    Drat, forgot /sarcasm. So if anyone was offended, /sarcasm is invisibly there
    I think I got caught up in the wake of your backpedal
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    Thank goodness a leet WoW gamer has arrived to save us from the error of our mistakes! I was just saying to my imaginary friend George, "George," I said, "when oh when will a leet WoW gamer arrive to save us from the error of our mistakes???" Do you know what George said to me? ... Nothing. I may be silly for having an imaginary friend but I'm not delusional.

    I for one welcome our leet WoW gamer overlord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bartcom2000 View Post
    I think I got caught up in the wake of your backpedal
    More of, most of the time i'm being sarcastic, people can't tell, and in a age in which everything must be politically correct, i thought it best to cover my tracks than be sued by some obscure entity for mentioning PvP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BitkaCK2 View Post
    Thank goodness a leet WoW gamer has arrived to save us from the error of our mistakes! I was just saying to my imaginary friend George, "George," I said, "when oh when will a leet WoW gamer arrive to save us from the error of our mistakes???" Do you know what George said to me? ... Nothing. I may be silly for having an imaginary friend but I'm not delusional.

    I for one welcome our leet WoW gamer overlord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Falith12 View Post
    More of, most of the time i'm being sarcastic, people can't tell, and in a age in which everything must be politically correct, i thought it best to cover my tracks than be sued by some obscure entity for mentioning PvP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bartcom2000 View Post
    Hello all! I am new to ddo. And was wondering if I can get some info from you all.
    I am a super leet player from WoW and I thought I would bless ddo and subsequently thelanis with my skill set. I am looking for a righteous class to wield. It needs to be powerfull but I have a problem with the bard class. They act like clerics when they should be soley dps. I think this is a fundamental flaw with ddo. One that really needs to be addresed. I would play a cleric but I scenes that everyone will see my skill and flock to me for free heals. I was thinking about augmenting the ddo economy by charging 1 plat per heal and such. Maybe higher. If any one needs me to co-lead there guild let me know. I'm expensive but worth it.

    Btw, I was plying my craft expertly but peeps seem to have fostered an atmosphere of hLf-arsedness and ambivalence. So much that people have stopped being friendly. That a hard lesson to teach. But i am up for it. Please send invites one a 15 minute incremental rate as I have a lot of people to serve.

    Long live thelanis......

    Hey n00b!


    I kid, I kid, long time no read. I look forward to you stirring up more fun!
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    I smell a farce. Something about being a new player yet having over 1500 forums posts. My spidey sense is tingling!
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