Turbine, remove solo options from all dungeons

[Minor_Threat]

to the OP.

Either your being sarcastic and unoriginal or a tool.

you pick.

/golfclap.

[enochiancub]

Also, please add travel time and sentient weapons. Lack thereof is not in line with DnD and thus using the name DnD is defamation of character.

Methinks the BBB will be having a field day with this.

[Zippo]

If you don't like solo - then don't.
And soloing is a time honored part of Dungeons and Dragons. It's called a Solo Quest, where the DM takes one member of the party on a small side-quest either by design or necessity.

Ignore me if you want - it doesn't make me any less right.

I'm going to assume the sarcasm is lost on ya on this one. Given the other rant (near verbatim) that was started by another person saying that all quests should be soloable and he contacted the BBB etc, etc.

[Bosco]

Also, please add travel time and sentient weapons. Lack thereof is not in line with DnD and thus using the name DnD is defamation of character.

Methinks the BBB will be having a field day with this.

This is turning into a laundry issue of complaints. If Obama calls in the US Attorney to investigate, how will Turbine survive the backlash of the US Government?

[enochiancub]

This is turning into a laundry issue of complaints. If Obama calls in the US Attorney to investigate, how will Turbine survive the backlash of the US Government?

I smell a class action lawsuit coming on. Dibs on David Shapiro!!

[malaky]

to the OP.

Either your being sarcastic and unoriginal or a tool.

you pick.

/golfclap.

Hmm... bad day at work bud? Lighten up.

Um, I mean: Turbine is evil!! I hate soloing!!!

[Bosco]

I smell a class action lawsuit coming on. Dibs on David Shapiro!!

I will go halfsies on the fees with you. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Shapiro does this pro-bono for it's free publicity and general national importance.

[malaky]

I will go halfsies on the fees with you. Although I wouldn't be surprised if Shapiro does this pro-bono for it's free publicity and general national importance.

Definitely. An issue of this magnitude cannot be ignored!

[Minor_Threat]

sarcasm

I have an idea!

Every time someone posts something idiotic, I will make my own post as a direct farce of theirs! I've seen it done many times, and I will continue doing it over and over because sentient thought is beyond me! I will also mock anyone who posts in thread not knowing that I am being sarcastic!

I will earn many "+1 Reps" and E-CRED.

[enochiancub]

I just called Shapiro, he nearly creamed his pantaloons when I informed him of our dire straits. He, of course, offered to do it for us Pro-Bono. He's also re-assembling the OJ defense team and renaming them "Guardians of the Players of Eberron, in conjunction with the Better Business Bureau and Stu's Chicken and Waffles"

We shall be heard, or we'll march in the streets.

[Bosco]

I just called Shapiro, he nearly creamed his pantaloons when I informed him of our dire straits. He, of course, offered to do it for us Pro-Bono. He's also re-assembling the OJ defense team and renaming them "Guardians of the Players of Eberron, in conjunction with the Better Business Bureau and Stu's Chicken and Waffles"

We shall be heard, or we'll march in the streets.

Wow, this is shaping up very nicely. I think I am going to buy a waffle maker with the money I make from this lawsuit. I owe at least that to Stu's Chicken and Waffles for their sacrifice.

[Elvejon]

This is turning into a laundry issue of complaints. If Obama calls in the US Attorney to investigate, how will Turbine survive the backlash of the US Government?

Errrr.... Save roll d20?

[LeslieWest_GuitarGod]

I'm giving you fair warning: Remove all solo options from the game or I'm going to file a complaint to the BBB. It's very clear that advertising as "dungeon&dragons" while allowing for a solo option is FALSE ADVERTISEMENT!! This is intended only for the DEVs, so I will ignore all other responses!

If you don't drop everything you're doing (fixing bugs, working on new content, etc) and remove all solo options, I will personally start a campaign to drive players from this game!! Fear me!!!!!!

[malaky]

sarcasm

I have an idea!

Every time someone posts something idiotic, I will make my own post as a direct farce of theirs! I've seen it done many times, and I will continue doing it over and over because sentient thought is beyond me! I will also mock anyone who posts in thread not knowing that I am being sarcastic!

I will earn many "+1 Reps" and E-CRED.

[Elvejon]

I too have an idea :P Add Rep to Malaky!

[enochiancub]

The Guardians of the Players of Eberron, in Conjunction with the Better Business Bureau and Stu's Chicken and Waffles and Tiny Pet Dragons, or the G.P.E.C.B.B.B.S.C.W.T.P.D is not a force to be trifled with. Though when we win bajillions in court, i'll allow you to touch me.

[Minor_Threat]

exactly, thanks for proving my point, Malarkey.

[Memnir]

I'm going to assume the sarcasm is lost on ya on this one. Given the other rant (near verbatim) that was started by another person saying that all quests should be soloable and he contacted the BBB etc, etc.

Having missed the other post - I missed the sarcasm here as well.

However, in my defense - sarcasm can be hard to discern in text at times w/o a quote or link in the OP toward the source of the sarcasm. And, ths post really does look like a lot of rants that pop up - so again, hard to tell at times.

But in the end, I was snookered. Oh well.

[malaky]

exactly, thanks for proving my point, Malarkey.

THAT was funny. Do you mind if I quote you for my sig?

[Nonan]

You sir are a Hero and Patriot.

Or slightly derranged ans misguided....