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[nomaddog]

Constantly heard in raids led by Zealotry:

"No, I'm not a flight attendant."

[~Quilny]

con is not a dump stat

[Xeraphim]

Three.

Never. We do this on Elite first. Always. It is idiotic to voluntarily lose the bonus.

Just do it tactically, pull them one at a time.

No, you don't need that. Put it away.

The optionals are like XP pots. I prefer to use them.

No, this quest doesn't have that bonus and it doesn't make sense. Someone messed up. Just kill everything and let's move on.

I sometimes wonder how I can be Lawful Good when I am entering people's homes and slaughtering them. Yes, they are of "monster" races but they are still sentient.

Where the h*ll did I put that!? F-ing... 20 banks to check... ARGH!!! I hate this! Log in, run to bank, log out. Repeat 4 times, client crash. Do again 4 more times.

~1500+ DPS melee. eSoS Frenzied Barb, Cleave Twitch. Yugo and Store pots, Titan cookies and Madstone Rage. Don't tell anyone.

Yes, Monks can do that.

Why do you hate your character? That capstone is worth so much more than evasion!

Biscuits.

Refried beans, cheese, tortilla, toaster oven.

Windex. It fixes everything.

It's bigger on the inside. Infinitely.

Yes, you'll live, provided you get back in my healing range!

Stories. All of them.

It's Inevitable. Smite it.

Quori Stalkers.

Dimensional Anchor. No, they won't let us have that spell.

Fly? That would break every quest in the game. You would see folks falling from the sky in Korthos and dying. It would be a rain of newbs.

As you wish.


That was hilarious. Yes, I overuse periods.

[PNellesen]

ftfy. all hail tau.

[Edited to remove an embarrassing display of my own obtuseness]

[karl_k0ch]

I knew better than to check wikipedia first:

"... is a mathematical constant that is the ratio of any Euclidean circle's circumference to its diameter"

Unless I am missing something, you seem to be referring to Pi, whereas I seem to be referring to Tau.

I apologize for this practical joke.

[PNellesen]

Unless I am missing something, you seem to be referring to Pi, whereas I seem to be referring to Tau.

I apologize for this practical joke.

My bad - I completely missed that

*looks over head* Oh, there it went!

+1 to you for subtlety!

[Dagolar]

No. That will not work a second time. It shouldn't have worked the first time.

They should epic that.

Yes, that is amusing. No, you shouldn't do it. Oh, wait, except on them. It's totally fine, then.

Yes. Haste + Grease + Sleet Storm IS the DDO form of a 'Slip and Slide'.

Pffff. It's Nerf or nothing.

That's what HE said. ..No, really, I'm sure MajMalphunktion said that.

No, it's cool. You forgot to carry the one.

Not according to the forums.

[jortann]

This summer!

[Nailog]

Yeah, you will be disappoint.

[Zorth]

Yes, Tumble is over-rated. Even if we fall 5 miles we take the same Damage as if we would have fell 500 or even 1000 feat.

[Scraap]

True neutral, actually. I simply set up the consequences if they come in here. If they didn't come in, they wouldn't get danced, fogged, stat damaged, and level drained, so not my fault.

[sirgog]

The word 'Defenestration' refers to the act of throwing someone to their death from a window many levels above the ground. Whilst occasionally used in fantasy works as a form of assassination, it was little used in reality due to the unpredictable amount of bodily damage caused by falls. It is not rare for people to survive 20 metre drops, albeit horribly maimed.