Most Annoying Character

[robinrochester]

Ever made that character that everyone just hated but you loved? Describe them here!

I have 2. One was Veriza Lallial, Gnome Wizard. A drunk and an incorrigible liar. Not only was he usually to drunk to cast spells and really hlep, he caused numerous bar brawls with his rmablings, lies, and boasts. Ina ddition no one in the party ever really knew his true name. He only lived a few short levels (maybe 5) before liver failure forced him to retire, but dang was he fun.

The other was actually a good character, but his build drove people nuts. Movari Sonari, Elven Ranger/Fighter. Specializing in the glaive and trips. By level 6 I had improved trip, combat expertise, weapon focus and a disarm with my Glaive of 20 somehting, before my roll. +4 form Improved disarm, +4 form a 2 handed weapon, plus my strength bonus and base attack and a +2 glaive there was nothing that carried a weapon I couldn't disarm. Problem was I could also killalmost anything. But instead of just whacking that orc with 5 hp's left I wold instead disarm him and prolong the fight that much longer. It kep the party alive but drove the dm nuts, along wiht some of the players at points. It basically got to the point that all humanoid bosses or big characters had locked gauntlets,a dnw e fought lots of natural attack type of creatures.

The campaigns have come and gone but these characters still live on in our memories! Would love to be able to run them again, despite all the issue. Does that make me a bad person?

[Connavar]

I remember the very first character i rolled,it was a human wizard. however, i cannot remember his real name because everyone else called him by their name nick...which was Punching Bags. The First thing i done straight out of mage school was attack a police officer...bad idea, i ended up failing my magic missle roll and they just kind of mugged me and put me in the town jail, which wasent so bad. Next thing my party does is they decided to try to bribe one of the officers to let me out, instead the whole party gets in there, which was about twelve people.all i really remember from then on was they just continusly beat the **** out of my charater until he was unconsious and then made money off of me by letting the NPCs beat the hell out of me. However, im the ONLY thing in the whole campaign to half way kill our best tank, whos name was Booze Bag with a negative 2 charisma because he wore an imp suit.

[quickgrif]

Back in the day when chaotic neutral was a mad alignment my rogue caused all kinds of trouble. Once to make a fellow member duck he threw a dagger at them. Never mind he had to make a to hit roll lol. His final act was when his group needed to to defeat a young dragon. There was a party of goblins acting as servents so my rogue drew them out in a long chase down the hallways. The rest of the party went in to battle the dragon. They had almost won the battle when my rogue being lost ran right back into the lair pulling along most of the goblins... not too pretty. Anyway he eneded up getting killed by being swallowed by the dragon (He would not let go of a sword from the loot because it was his and not the dragons).

[Kronik]

Aye,

This brings to mind my Chaotic Evil Ranger/Fighter Dark Elf. Very hot headed and not very likeable (CHA 6). At level 5 he tried to kill his mount who had been giving him dirty looks all day. He never did like those darn do gooder light war horses, and after getting eyeballed all day, enough is enough. It was a suprisingly tough battle and after a few rounds the darn horse knocked him unconscious. Luckily our cleric was there to get ole' hothead back on his feet to finish the job. I loved playing him, but I guess my companions though differently. Maybe I should have just stayed in the wagon like they said

[Tollas]

I played a Fighter/Mage split personality character for a while. I'd roll randomly every so often (and eventually developed "triggers" that I didn't control) to see which he was. Sometimes mid combat he'd stop, look around, and wonder where he got the sword in his hands and why the heck he was wearing armor or the other way around. I had 2 sets of "mental" stats (Int, Wis, Cha) and the same set of physical stats for both. Made for interesting games.

[Idahe]

This was not my character, but a mid-campaign addition of a friend of friends. Our party was comprised of mostly neutral treasure-hungry rouge types. This guy chose to play as his old Chaotic Good Ranger (which he played as Lawful Good).
At every opportunity this guy grated on me (my character being the most chaotically inclined) telling me that we shouldn't do this or I should try to find a way other than violence. Normally this is not a good idea when faced with a Chaotc Neutral pyromaniac Fighter/Rogue 4 levels higher than you.
In character, I told him several times to back off, he was only still alive because he was an old friend of our leader. It finally came to a head when we were in a town that was ruled by a Vampire lord. The people were obviously evil (sacrificial altar in the town square with human skulls around). The towns folk decided to take us to thier leader. My character punched an old lady in the face and Ranger boy took it personally. Going on and on about how its our duty to protect innocents, etc, etc...
The big fight started shortly afterwards, once we took down the heavy hitters, my next announced action was "I backstab the Ranger". This was back when backstabs were multiplied damage instead of extra dice. I Critical hit for max: 4x damage. One dead ranger.
This, of course, distraught the player who protested that he was only roleplaying his alignment. The rest of the party agreed that unless he wanted to permanently change his descriptor to "Chaotic Stupid" his actions were decitedly out of alignment. He declined and did not re-roll.

Since then we have always allowed the alignment description of "Stupid" to replace any one of the traditional descriptors.