Turbine Mailbag: Dear Cubie

[Urguloth]

Dear Cubie,

What would the chances be that the devs could make something along the line of a Gelatinous Cube that would "visit" some of the major offenders of the rules? I would think that it would be something that would shock and awe some into thinking twice instead of going against the rules that are there to be followed.

Just a thought.

P.S.: The CuBunny is a big fan, by the way .

[Ashkana]

Dear Cubie;

I'm just curious, but what class of characters do all you people at Turbine play? I know Samera has a sorc, but what do you play? Or Spork, or Keeper, I want to know what character you all play during off times

[Pheanre]

When Cubie finds the time to stop eating bunnies, which is almost never, and plays DDO he plays the only gelatonious cube in the game which so far no one or no thing has beaten. It is for all puposes unstoppable. Your only hope is to create good posts and place them between you and your bunny because he cant eat them and cant stand them at all.

[Evilton]

Evilton HARTS Cubie

[Wildraven]

Dear Almighty & wonderous cube.

Some people think you are square. I say thay they are just jealous of your ooze. I happen to think that you are a well rounded individual.

I have another question for you that has been perplexing me as of late. Come to think of it I have lost many a nights sleep wondering about it. Anywho...here it is.

Now I know that Jello in a micowave turns to liquid....this may also affect the nutrition of the before mentioned substance. Does this affect your figure as well? If so how is it that you might reform into the wonderous object that you now represent. Also are you really indeed edible. Do you maintain your shape through the whole digestive process. If so this could cause some problems on the way out. Any number of insight to your shape consistancy would be nice.

Thanks


BTW beware the Assassin Pigeon...his flyovers may change the color of your skin.

[Cupcake]

<<hands you a cupcake

[Wildraven]

Have you ever had to squish your own thread? Are the squishy pants uncomfortable? When you were a baby how many huggies did your parents go through? Where you always squishy? Have you ever had any "dry" days?
Just a few questions that inquiring minds want to know.

cheers!

[MysticTheurge]

Dear Cubie,

It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure (to quote a certain candelabra) that I've been able to provide an esteemed ooze such as yourself with some modicum of amusement and enjoyment.

Please continue to be the best Weapon of Mass Digestions that you can be.

[dprophet]

The cube is getting fat!!!. Soon we will be eating him like the Jello he really is.

[Cupcake]

Got any coolwhip?

[gorloch]

Cubie plays muck in durks secret and i want my muck bane

[Cupcake]

I'm sorry, but I have a monopoly on the muckbane market I will trade ya a vorpal cupcake for a +1 frost longsword tho

[lazareth72]

I am posting this everywhere so somebody may listen

Come on Turbine, This is getting a little boring for your Australian players. You always seem to do the patches during our main game time. I mean really come on, this latest patch came on at 9pm eastern standard time on our Friday night (umm gee main game time for us), I am sure people could put up with the glitches untill a lower game time in our region. I have noticed over the last month or so we have been about 1 in 4 nights where we have missed out in our game time. Sorry guys not good enough!!!! You may reply with "but the Australian market is not big enough" but gee I wonder why, it really is a downer when you are all set up to play, then you see " the server is going down in 2 hours ", only us people that really like the game will stay. You know in all the patches the last month I have lost about a week in real time playing, there has to be a better way. I tell you I would be tempted to ask for a rebate on my game time for my subscription, but like that would ever happen.

I will make one last point, upgrades have problems, really we will deal with it, it is not the end of the world as we know it, lfe will go on. But really Turbine, how about giving us Aussies (And alot of others who play in our game time) a fair go.

[Kadagan]

Here Laz.. I'll help you with the format.



Dear Cubie,

I am posting this everywhere so somebody may listen

Come on Turbine, This is getting a little boring for your Australian players. You always seem to do the patches during our main game time. I mean really come on, this latest patch came on at 9pm eastern standard time on our Friday night (umm gee main game time for us), I am sure people could put up with the glitches untill a lower game time in our region. I have noticed over the last month or so we have been about 1 in 4 nights where we have missed out in our game time. Sorry guys not good enough!!!! You may reply with "but the Australian market is not big enough" but gee I wonder why, it really is a downer when you are all set up to play, then you see " the server is going down in 2 hours ", only us people that really like the game will stay. You know in all the patches the last month I have lost about a week in real time playing, there has to be a better way. I tell you I would be tempted to ask for a rebate on my game time for my subscription, but like that would ever happen.

I will make one last point, upgrades have problems, really we will deal with it, it is not the end of the world as we know it, lfe will go on. But really Turbine, how about giving us Aussies (And alot of others who play in our game time) a fair go.

Sincerely,
Disgruntled

[DaBing]

Dear cube, is it normal for forum customer service people to ignore private messages?

[TechNoFear]

Stop picking on Turbines CS.

Look at this ringing endorsement.

The servers have been remarkably stable. There was one reset last night, but other than that I have not had any crashes. There is lag whenever I am in a crowded area, but I've seen worse in games that are post-launch, and truly believe it can be alleviated with further optimization.

I have to give the Turbine two thumbs up on their efforts so far. The game is shaping up very well. The communication between players and employees is excellent and I think they are doing a wonderful job making the playing experience a positive and fun time for everyone.

Opps........

Thats from another Turbine game....

[Felbladex]

i accidentally used the c word in a post but what if you say the f word and say f and put asterisks after it or instead of saying anything you just put symbols like in cartoons is that considered circumventing the swear system?

[odom01]

hey there jelly boy, got question for you.I've heard that devs was working on warforge and there fighter enhancement restrictions, but have not seen any post on the issue.I'm truly concerned on this racial issue.

Dard The Justicar 10 lvl fighter Argonnessen


P.S To be more specific armor mastery feat not available. Alot of people on warforge side makes too much sense a human is use to their skin why can't a warforge be? punish warforge for being special they already take armor penalty for armor but can't improve it because they dont wear armor comm'on

[Deadsayer]

I love the game and have been a long time D&D player sence the basic and expert box sets and u all have done a great job on the game.

But i have one thought on an improvement.

every one gets to know the dungens so well that there is no party couperation, so maybe, just a thought here, u could make the dungens 100% random. u could still have the estimated time on short medium and long but make the map random with random mob placements, chests, traps and so forth.

this way the party will have to rely on eachuther rather than the one or two fighters runing off killing and leaveing the party behind untell they need a rogue to remove a trap or what not.


thanks for the kicken game though.

Shelby Treebeater
lvl 5 hafling Barb.

That's actually a really good idea. I thought of it myself a while ago. It would completely get rid of all the "Ok there's a trap here so let the rogue disable it" and stuff like that. There would be a lot more team work and rogues would actually be able to play their part and take point to find and remove the traps and scout ahead rather than just being the trap/lock monkey in party. That way he could also assassinate any sleeping mobs he comes across to save the party a lot of trouble and SP as well.

[Stinky]

Dear Cubie,

"I hate this game, it's stinky." is going to become Cube Food.

ouch!