Blue Horseshoe loves Standing Stone Games

[ShotCaller]

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that paying extra for daily gold rolls is good. Paying extra for daily gold rolls is right. Paying extra for daily gold rolls works. Paying extra for daily gold rolls clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Paying extra for daily gold rolls will mark the upward surge of mankind. And paying extra for daily gold rolls, you mark my words, will not only save DDO, but that other malfunctioning corporation called Standing Stone Games. Thank you very much.

[Arkat]

No

[Eantarus]

The DC on the sarcasm check is a little high on this post.

[ShotCaller]

The DC on the sarcasm check is a little high on this post.

It appears so. Oh, well. I guess I was looking for something a little more cerebral than "SSG sux". :-)

[LightBear]

It appears so. Oh, well. I guess I was looking for something a little more cerebral than "SSG sux". :-)

Made the roll by equal outcome on the dc and having advantage.

[KoobTheProud]

Seriously, the economics of gold rolls are pretty clear. They're designed to allow whales to spend a lot of money on the game for things that nobody of lesser circumstances in their right mind would spend money on.

It would be a great marketing move for DDO just to give away a gold roll a day to everybody. The negative long-term impact to gold roll sales would be virtually nil, since very few people will spend a lot on gold rolls, and they'd snag a person here or there who got addicted to gold rolls and decided to spend a lot of money doing this.

[systemshaker1941]

It appears so. Oh, well. I guess I was looking for something a little more cerebral than "SSG sux". :-)

Or maybe his ability score is just slow. What stat contributes to spotting sarcasm? Is it Wis or Dex?

[Jomee]

The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that paying extra for daily gold rolls is good. Paying extra for daily gold rolls is right. Paying extra for daily gold rolls works. Paying extra for daily gold rolls clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Paying extra for daily gold rolls will mark the upward surge of mankind. And paying extra for daily gold rolls, you mark my words, will not only save DDO, but that other malfunctioning corporation called Standing Stone Games. Thank you very much.

[ShotCaller]

Tip of the hat to you.