Issue 455 of the DDO Chronicle is now available!

[brian14]

"Kobold remember Waterworks!"

[Brandwynn]

Use at own risk.

[rfachini]

Made in Sharn

[Drahxor]

Vorpal - handle with care.

[PurpleTimb]

Dungeon delving is an inherently dangerous activity. The Acme Sword Company assumes no responsibility for injury or death occurring during the use of their swords.

[dsmwhiteknight]

I am an archer and I honestly don't have a sword. The last time I used one my character died, so I swore I'd never use one again.

[Himcules]

There is fine print on the hilt of your sword that reads: Chunchunmaru

[parttimewarrior]

Another DDO points lottery from SSG? I always participate. 8)

Then perhaps it's time for you to properly read what you have to do in order to participate?

[Egilson]

In case of attack, break everything.

[Edilia]

"Holy Blade - Please don't use for cutting cheese."

[SlowDM]

Not to be used on oozes!

[RAFAR]

There is fine print on the hilt of your sword that reads: Bad **

Reference: @2:14 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubyo5eZz_Jc

[Kelledren]

The Greatsword, when you absolutely, positively have to kill every ‘kobold’ in the room, accept no substitutes.

[DoctorOfLiterature]

Handle with care! Item may spontaneously explode in your hands.

[Lanadazia]

There is fine print on the hilt of your sword that reads:

pointy end towards enemies

[Aelonwy]

Holy Sword of Antioch, incase of emergencies remove pummel stone and thou shalt count to three, no more no less, three shall be the number thou shalt count then lobbest thy sword at thine enemies. Four thou shall not count!

[ReyalsNogard]

If you can read this, you're already dead.

[ideal_insomnia]

"Hand wash only".

[NotReallySure]

Caution, your opponents are more dangerous than they may appear.

[bookmarked]

"There is fine print on the hilt of your sword that reads: _____."

Durability: 85/85