Issue 449 of the DDO Chronicle is now available!

[Cordovan]

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[Jango-EX]

I can disintegrate the whole thing while invisible

[Dulcimerist]

So would this be a "mach" battle?

I think the modern fighter jet would get my barbarian before getting within greataxe range.

[ahpook]

It is your character versus a modern fighter jet. Who wins?

My ranged character who suffers no loss of effectiveness no matter the distance that the arrows are being fired would take it. Especially if Inexorable Advance is off cool down.

[gravisrs]

I don't fight with Jet

- Spike Spiegel

[The_Human_Cypher]

What, are you crazy? My character, of course!

[brian14]

I am a bard. I put the pilot to sleep.

[rfachini]

The jet. By a lot. A whole lot.

[Fnordian]

My character can't fly so presumably he'd be battling the fighter jet on the ground. He's almost certainly more maneuverable than a fighter jet that's not in the air and should be able to easily position himself where its guns can't even target him. I don't know how well a magic repeating crossbow or runearm penetrates fighter jet armor but guessing he could shoot at some weak spots and take out the fighter pretty easily. If not, some of the artificer damage spells should work pretty well. Pretty sure my character would win.

[nordlav]

My WF Bladeforged Paladin will battle any "fighter". As to their age or family name, I care not..............

[Kiltnar]

My Artificer would win, casting Tactical Detonation, then Deconstruct to tear the Fighter Jet apart and fry the strange technomancy inside. All while petting the Iron Defender at my side, and removing any missiles with a release from my charged Rune Arm. Musing about what other treats this realm has to offer for one of such talents as I? (Favorite Rune Arm is the Astral Projector, and the Epic Astral Projector.)

My Rogue would cast Teleport and Assassinate the pilot, then jump from the fuselage casting Feather Fall and Invisibility. Landing on the ground miles away from the impact zone. Whilst walking away from the wreckage you would hear a voice wondering about how she got to this dimension, probably an old "business associate" who has a grudge and her money.

Thanks for the amusing question Cordovan!

[Nyrvjjn]

Just say my toon win is not sufficiente, the real thing is: How he wins? !st inv, hide and wait his fuel goes over, then teleport to his base and kill the pilot ^^

[Aelonwy]

Pretty sure Meteor Swarm would take down a jet.

[Drahxor]

I just have to cast summon monster at the jet wing and let him destroy it from outside, like that old episode from the twilight zone

[CaptainSpacePony]

Definitely the jet. My explosive attacks don't even leave a mark on floors and walls.

[Jerevth]

yep, nope. Jet.
Barbarian with a great axe vs mach 2.3 with missiles? Never saw it coming.

[Breezwyn]

My ice wizard would cool their jets!

[Arkat]

My Rogue is even stealthier than an F-35. He wins.

[AlsoWondering]

My main toon would have no problem winning, but my newly created level 1 HC toon wouldn't even get close before getting killed.

[Memnir]

It is your character versus a modern fighter jet. Who wins?

With the Flumphs behind me, no foe can stand! Or, ya know... fly.