DDO Stats explained

[Marshal_Lannes]

I found this funny! A tomato-based DDO stat breakdown.

Strength is being able to crush a tomato
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

[Oxarhamar]

A tomato-based DDO stat breakdown.

Strength is being able to crush a tomato
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato-based fruit salad

Always post a source when it’s not original work

[magaiti]

Wisdom is being able to commute with tomato gods
Charisma is being able to impersonate a tomato

[Jerevth]

Always post a source when it’s not original work

Requiring complete observation of all regulations when something was intended for humor.
Lawful evil (Or pedantic neutral)

Posting something, without attributing source, simply for the sake of sharing a chuckle.
Chaotic good

[Lonnbeimnech]

"Always post a source when it’s not original work" - Abraham Lincoln.

[Saekee]

I feel like there should be something about halflings in all this

[magaiti]

I feel like there should be something about halflings in all this

There's no difference between a halfling and a tomato, as long as you smash hard enough.