DDO 2.0 Enhancements

[Verlok_the_Red]

Dear Devs,

I hope you will consider my proposed list of changes and features to ensure the continued success of such a long legacy of d&d tradition.

[In no particular order]

• Please remove all chests from the game, they are no longer needed.
• Update the quest end rewards window with a commemorative deluxe first edition picture of Gary Gygax
• FEATURE - you are now guaranteed to remain stuck, frozen or in a nostalgic bouncing state for at least 63 seconds per minute
• Replace all loading screens with appropriate pictures of food, drinks and toilets to avoid prolonged exposure to the awesomeness of ddo
• FEATURE - please ensure the above loading screen is displayed for at least 5 mins to ensure a proper return from the potty
• Change drop rates of all craftable items to 1/5Million to ensure we are allowed to farm each quest several thousand times so that we may enjoy them for years to come.
• all weapons should have their durability reduced to 1. This will allow us to scream, finger and blow gas in the general direction monsters, thus massively enhancing our overall DPS
• to promote the spending of platinum ALL item base prices should be increased by 10,000%
• FEATURE - All quest experience should be reduced by by -80%. This will ensure we are able to "zerg" through as much of the old, dead unplayed content as possible.
• ALL base reaper experience has been INCREASED by 200%
• FEATURE - Reapers should be enhanced with a new version of level drain.. Each hit should reduce the targets reaper experience by 50,000
• FEATURE All reapers should have their attack index to claw, claw, bite, rake and include perma haste
• Re-instate XP loss per death.
• All cosmetics should be simplified with a standard set consisting of a WHITE cap, BLUE chest and WHITE boots

ta ta for now..

Thanks!