Underwater basket weaving
Beholding Beholders
Advanced Studies - Cogs (ASC).............
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Cooking with kobolds
Practical psychology: what to do if you're stuck in someone else's head.
Cooking.
You never meet anyone who has taken that class.
Why do they keep offering it?
fundamentals of flumph physiology
Teleporting 101 (AKA how to teleport)
Teleporting 102 (AKA how not to teleport into an object)
Teleporting 103 (AKA how not to teleport at altitude)
Teleporting 104 (AKA how not to teleport to another plane)
Teleporting 101 is a favorite. 102-104 not so much.
Advanced Ooze Husbandry
Beholder dissection
They offer a biology class where you can dissect a Thri-kreen
I hear the Drama Club's performance of "The King in Yellow" is to die for...
Astreya the Unturning
It's always a shame when the hammer of poor design choices smashes the fun of player tactical adaptation.
The study of people in a non-magical environment, ie Earth Studies.
Historical Studies: THACO & other paradigms from antiquity
A class on dying because players in this game don't die. Hence, Morgrave University has made it a study to examine these PCs and is passing it onto the other NPCs so they too can figure out how to become immortal.
The problem with focusing on the most extreme of players is that that group will only get smaller and smaller... Oof
You know you have a problem when a virtual fantasy game ruins your concept of real world money and its value.
The Economics of Dungeon-Designated Barrel and Crate Manufacturing
"The imagination is not … the faculty for forming images of reality; it is the faculty for forming images which go beyond reality..." - Gaston Bachelard