Issue 408 of the DDO Chronicle is now available!

[Shaarax]

Given that fresh water comes to Stormreach via those old Giantish aqueducts, it likely tastes like mountain spring water, as those aqueducts would bring it from glacial run off. The water under Stormreach... *shudders* a nasty mix of salt water (it is a port after all), ooze, urine, blood and gawd's only knows what else.

[ideal_insomnia]

like Dirty Kobold cocktail. Where do you think it comes from?

[Jiirix]

Stinky. But Stormreach water got what heros crave. It's got Troglolytes.

[Vyrzain]

In the past not that bad..... but now we are asked to boil or conjure water ... and this has been going on for a few days now !
I do hope they address the malfunction soon : )


From the Stormreach Chronicle….


Smells Like Trouble

A waste disposal system in House Deneith malfunctioned today, resulting in the accidental discharge of a vast amount of fouled water.
Workers were on the scene to clean up the mess, but the disposal system remains non-functional at this time.
Residents of the ward are advised to boil or conjure water until the danger of plague has passed.

[Brandwynn]

Like kobold ****.. How do I know?? Never you mind..

[Zorrbeania]

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[Hipparan]

Probably not all that bad. I'm sure there's Clerics and Wizards that help filter all the kobold nasties out.

[Dulcimerist]

Tanglerootbeer

[wiliamsane]

like normal water .. but i would not try any unpurified source , it usually smell like unwashed troglodyte

[Sunnie]

Gotta taste like kobold. Maybe with a hint of troglodyte.

[Leiton]

It tastes like stone dust and the metabolic byproducts of far too many potions.

[Breezwyn]

A stagnant water elemental

[Merfyn]

Stagnant but with a hint of Juiblex-y goodness thanks to the Pit.

[Arayot]

Surprisingly fresh with a hint of lemon. (Via high power prestidigitation spell.)

[btolson]

the blood of a million kobolds

[LrdSlvrhnd]

It tastes like kobold. I don't want to think about what kobolds taste like...

[Fnordian]

It tastes kind of watery.

[elyone]

Cotton Candy

[Nyrvjjn]

melted snow at these days

[parttimewarrior]

Like millions of voices crying out in terror.