I either get told my country isn't my country or I just flat out get this:
PURCHASE CANNOT BE COMPLETED
We’re sorry, your purchase cannot be completed. Possible reasons for this may be:
You have previously purchased the item.
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Offer is no longer available for purchase at this time.
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When will this be available from a store that works?