Easy forms / madlib

[Seph1roth5]

So in an effort to save some time, here's a form you can fill out before posting here on the forums. Copy/paste/enjoy


1:

They completely nerfed _______! Instead of nerfing _______ they should make _______ better! _______ can go around soloing _______ and you waste your time on this?!


2:

I know of _______ people who routinely solo _______ with no issues, why not fix that? I can get up to _______ on my _______.


3:

_______ is a joke, I don't know why people keep whining about it. You don't need _______ or _______. I have _______ and have no problems.


4:

The devs are so stupid, why do they waste time on _______ when _______ has been broken for _______ years. And what about _______, _______, or _______?


5:

I've spent _______ on this game, but now the devs are _______?! Are _______ going to get some sort of compensation? What about _______ or _______?


6:

I haven't been able to play for _______ because of all the lag.

[Zeleron]

______.

[Discpsycho]

1:
They completely nerfed Explosive Barrels! Instead of nerfing anything with which players have any difficulty whatsoever they should make me and only me better! On a day where he's feeling a wee bit peaky, Nibbles can go around soloing The Hall of the Mark and you waste your time on this?!

2:
I know of Sahuagin who routinely solo The Grotto with no issues, why not fix that? I can get up to Hard on my Half-Orc Haggle Barbarian.

3:
Speak With Gerard Dryden is a joke, I don't know why people keep whining about it. You don't need money or fame. I have 99 female dogs and have no problems.

4:
The devs are so stupid, why do they waste time on something that could fill the gaping hole in my life when my heart has been broken for a thousand years. And what about Dobby, Wash from Serenity, or Fry's dog?

5:
I've spent a penny I found in my bellybutton on this game, but now the devs are working for puppy snuggles rather than cash?! Are professional cuddlers going to get some sort of compensation? What about influencers or really, really good bakers?

6:
I haven't been able to play for fifteen years because of all the lag


Thanks for the template, this was fun

[cdbd3rd]

[[Just to see what would happen, I hit Google and kept hitting "I feel Lucky" and entered the results into the blanks, in order. Let's see what happens... ]]



1:

They completely nerfed Cordoba! Instead of nerfing Animal Sounds, they should make Donations better! Braille can go around soloing Art Clokey and you waste your time on this?!


2:

I know of Breathing Exercise people who routinely solo Florida Southern College with no issues, why not fix that? I can get up to The Starry Night on my Online Metronome.


3:

Les Paul's Birthday is a joke, I don't know why people keep whining about it. You don't need Bindi Irwin or Robert Moog. I have Spanish Flu and have no problems.


4:

The devs are so stupid, why do they waste time on Russia when Google Earth has been broken for 90 years. And what about Gideon Sundback, Doodles, or Fort Stockton?


5:

I've spent 4,780,000,000 on this game, but now the devs are Joe Biden?! Are Ironbridge Gorge Civil Parisheners going to get some sort of compensation? What about Stanislaw Lem or Misty's Restaurant?


6:

I haven't been able to play for Castles and Palaces because of all the lag.



[[ Meh. Well, it killed a few minutes anyway. ]]

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Edit:

.... but now the devs are working for puppy snuggles....

I can think of a couple that might go for that...

[Aelonwy]

I can only think of filling this out with Cards Against Humanity... and that would be a NO NO. So instead I will restrain myself and only contemplate the possibilities while I laugh uproariously with tears of amusement leaking all over my keyboard.

[Seph1roth5]

Cards against humanity (the base version anyway) only has the one really inappropriate card, but man it's a doozy lol.

[Aelonwy]

Cards against humanity (the base version anyway) only has the one really inappropriate card, but man it's a doozy lol.

As far as that game goes, my sense of humor is the more inappropriate the better. My best friend collects ALL the versions, and we've written some 50+ of our own cards. Disney version just wasn't very funny really. Geek Pack doesn't go far enough.

[cdbd3rd]

As far as that game goes, my sense of humor is the more inappropriate the better. ....

Unless your 70+ y.o. mother sits in on the game ... then it goes really weird, really fast.