I thought this was funny. When searching about how to NOT get spammed on a Windows 7 machine using Internet Explorer about using Microsoft Edge all the time, I get spammed on the right hand side and the bottom of the page.
I also get upgrade spam when using the help function in my office 2010 apps, with a giant upgrade now button at the top of any help page. I fear what would happen if anyone else using the machine would click on that. What dystopian world we have created when this is allowed to occur, and is not stopped when it occurs.