The DDO Chronicle: Issue 360 is now available!

[Natasy]

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I would say something with undead, it would be terrifying for dinner to return for vengeance. ehhhhhh.

[UurlockYgmeov]

dancing - so it could work on its own - and host its own twitch feed.

[Brandwynn]

A sentient Cleaver of vegan. Everytime you are abut to cut up some meat. It screams and calls you a murderer..

[Sebastrd]

Paralyzing. It's always annoying when the squirrel won't stop moving.

[The_Human_Cypher]

Ghost touch. I eat strange things.

[EdwardF2019]

Probably Keen or Vorpal, if we leave Time bending out of consideration, just to make sure we do not mess with timelines for frivolous reasons.

[Aelonwy]

Maybe Searing? Might help in making steaks just right.

[Darstav]

So you don't even need to cook.

[mbartol]

A sentient Cleaver of vegan. Everytime you are abut to cut up some meat. It screams and calls you a murderer..

[Saekee]

deception—for us lousy cooks
sundering ooze—surprise bonus desserts

[Rollickrocks]

I was going to go with "everbright", but it looks like everyone is suggesting that. So instead I think that "Bodyfeeder" would be the best option. Imagine: about 40 times a day, when slicing cooked ham for all of the adventurer's post-dungeon meals, and you get that perfect slice. Each time you do, your body is flooded with powerful positive energy. Gaining 15 hp every 15 min just by making sandwiches . . . sounds like a pretty good deal to me. It would probably be pretty addicting too. You'd have to drag me from the kitchen each night.

[C-Dog]

The way I cook? Everbright.

[Rawcats]

Mele alacrity for speed choppin

[slayson]

Insect Bane. Flies roaches spiders and children. Need I say more.

[Dulcimerist]

Ghost Touch

That way after the food is all eaten, you can dish free second helpings out of the dishes!

[cdbd3rd]

Knives: Keen of Unnatural Bane.
Tenderizers & such: Impact of Unnatural Bane.

Clean slices and effective tenderizing/mashing, all while removing impurities making everything Organic.

[RGHopper]

transmuted platinum
turn everything to platinum sell it and then hire a chef or go out to eat

[Anicasia]

Reposte would be fun

[Feal]

Metalline ftw

[Crazeyred]

Holy with a Side of Undead..