The DDO Chronicle: Issue 360 is now available!

[Cordovan]

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[Arkat]

Flaming...duh.

[EnragedBears]

Vorpal

[Frogger1234]

A Keen carving knife would make short work of serving turkey or ham.

[GoldyGopher]

Time Warp, who wants to spend the time cooking and cleaning when you could be eating and celebrating you latest victories over them stinking kobolds.

[iamsamoth0]

Every answer here walked me up to the Time manipulation. I'd rather be playing.. My first inclination was vorpal.

[btolson]

Pssh, you're all focused on the actual cooking.

I'm gonna say, "of Screaming"

Liven the place up a bit - have the family members come running in, get their heart rates up. Everybody needs some excitement in their lives.

[Xgya]

Weapon properties...

I was thinking of Flaming at first, but, really, that's more of a property you'd want when you DON'T have access to a kitchen.

However, an always-sharp, always-ready set of Keen of Everbright kitchen knives, now that sounds like a dream.

[dsmwhiteknight]

Vorpal, because you would never have to sharpen your knife. :-)

[Nothingtoseehere]

Alacrity, or speed if that shows up on any weapons

[Breezwyn]

Everbright

It'll never tarnish!

[Discpsycho]

Tendon Slice seems like a good option for a butcher, Bone-breaking less so

[ahpook]

What magical DDO weapon property would be particularly useful in a real-life kitchen?

I will go with a scepter of frost for rapidly chilling beverages.

[John3000]

As a weapon property : I'd go with "Jerky"... cures wounds, poison, diseases, ... + who doesn't like jerky.

As a weapon choice, Epic_Unkor's_Cleaver makes for a good kitchen cleaver.... It's got all the properties you need, vorpal, limb chopper and jerky

[Dime_407]

Everbright. Never need to sharpen your knives again.

[rfachini]

Keen would come in handy at the sushi bar.

[guzzlr]

Seems like the problem with Vorpal is getting i to stop cutting. Goodbye food, cutting board, and counter. Perhaps Weakening for tenderizing? Or, Sure, yeah, Speed would be nice.

But I think I'd take Animal Bane. I like beef!

[radule]

Pandemonium.. just seems like a nice property for ordinary day kitchening

[Lanadazia]

-> Songblade
who doesn't like some music while cooking?

[Fnordian]

Flaming. Your food cooks while you cut it!