Jeets needs a dinosaur

[PsychoBlonde]

Okay, we've got dinosaurs in DDO now. Jeets needs one. We need a quest chain where we get Jeets a dinosaur. This needs to happen.

[droid327]

He's not that kind of Halfling...

Do you think every Halfling just automatically knows how to ride dinosaurs just because they're Halflings? Racist much!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvUsFQbWZFs

[PsychoBlonde]

I didn't say anything about *riding* the dinosaur, I said he just needs a dinosaur. Which he obviously does.

[Xgya]

Jeets -> new thing.
Jeets wants new thing.

Now, here's the catch.
Jeets doesn't want a dinosaur. That'd be bland.

Jeets got himself a dinosaur, but needs help with it.
Taming. Training (I imagine a sort of escort quest where you have to let the dinosaur finish off mobs to get XP)
Getting the shiniest dinosaur leash and saddle (it IS Jeets we're talking about)
Teaching the dinosaur not to eat all of Jeets' bacon. Or to fetch his own.
Stopping a rampaging dinosaur from eating all the town's bacon.

[jkalten]

Jeets -> new thing.
Jeets wants new thing.

Now, here's the catch.
Jeets doesn't want a dinosaur. That'd be bland.

Jeets got himself a dinosaur, but needs help with it.
Taming. Training (I imagine a sort of escort quest where you have to let the dinosaur finish off mobs to get XP)
Getting the shiniest dinosaur leash and saddle (it IS Jeets we're talking about)
Teaching the dinosaur not to eat all of Jeets' bacon. Or to fetch his own.
Stopping a rampaging dinosaur from eating all the town's bacon.

Jeets and his dinosaur switch bodies. Celimas is unaware of the switch and repeatedly compliments Jeets on his improved manners during the quest.