Its time!

[UurlockYgmeov]

to all sing along:

I was working in the tomb late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my mabar from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash
He did the mabar mash
The mabar mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the mabar mash

From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the mabar mash
The mabar mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the mabar mash

The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Lord Sable and his son

The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"

They played the mash
They played the mabar mash
The mabar mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the mabar mash

Out from his coffin, Lord Sable's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"

It's now the mash
It's now the mabar mash
The mabar mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the mabar mash

Now everything's cool, Lord Sable's a part of the band
And my mabar mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash
Then you can mabar mash
The mabar mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can mabar mash

[UurlockYgmeov]

I was walking in the graveyard, late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
Under an odd sky, undead began to rise,
Then suddenly, to my surprise...

(They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash. (The Mabar Mash.) It was a graveyard smash.
(They did the Mash.) It caught on in a flash. (They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash.

In Jorasco Enclave, in the section East,
In Delera's Graveyard, Vampires do feast,
And Gouls and Ghasts and Wheeps do abound,
Whenever Mabar does come around.

(They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash. (The Mabar Mash.) It was a graveyard smash.
(They did the Mash.) It caught on in a flash. (They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash.

The Zombies were getting slayed,
By adventurers who did brave
The instance of the graveyard where undead misbehave.

The scene was rocking all were digging the thrills,
When players ban together and rack up kills.
The Spectral Dragon was about to arrive,
But we did our best for his life to deprive.

(They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash. (The Mabar Mash.) It was a graveyard smash.
(They did the Mash.) It caught on in a flash. (They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash.

Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring,
Seems he was troubled by just one thing.
Opened the lid and shook his fist and said,
"How about you leave so I can get some rest?"

(They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash. (The Mabar Mash.) It was a graveyard smash.
(They did the Mash.) It caught on in a flash. (They did the Mash.) They did the Mabar Mash.

Now everything's cool, we've done laid them to rest,
Though we know they'll rise at the next Mabar Fest.
To you, the living, you can get some fun too,
Next time just say you were sent by Bonnie Bew.

(And you can Mash.) And you can Mabar Mash. (The Mabar Mash.) It was a graveyard smash.
(And you can Mash.) It'll catch on in a flash. (Then you can Mash.) Then you can Mabar Mash.

(Grrr; Mash good! Easy, Igor - you impetuous young boy... Grrr; Mash good; mmmm...)


(With apologies to Bobby "Boris" Pickett.)