Gnome hate

[Ughh]

Fugly, short, obnoxious, they scurry around like cockroaches, too short to reach puzzles in THTH, not fun to toss like a dwarf and so much fun to tease; it even makes some players mad when you do !!! NUFF SAID!!!!

AND for all that is good and Holy, if you can't take a joke, stay away from this post.

[Potatofasf]

Gnome vs Halfling... a Tiny fight!

[Memnir]

Unkor the Gourmet's favorite festive seasonal song: "There's no race like Gnome for the Hollandaise."

[Ughh]

bbq gnome..might be a tasty little morsel

[C-Dog]

Grilled Gnome-on-a-stick, for the hungry Horc on the go!

[HungarianRhapsody]

Fugly, short, obnoxious, they scurry around like cockroaches, too short to reach puzzles in THTH, not fun to toss like a dwarf and so much fun to tease; it even makes some players mad when you do !!! NUFF SAID!!!!

AND for all that is good and Holy, if you can't take a joke, stay away from this post.

Thankfully, they use the tall-races mechanic for shooting, so they don't accidentally have a benefit with ranged combat like Halflings do.

[Kutalp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02572EyOIzQ

[janave]

Here is the Cure for your Gnome hatred: Wizard 3, get Zombie form, use dance animation, try swimming, and THF cleaves. => win.

[czzar_mystdragon]

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[Memnir]

[AlmGhandi]

Fugly, short, obnoxious, they scurry around like cockroaches, too short to reach puzzles in THTH, not fun to toss like a dwarf and so much fun to tease; it even makes some players mad when you do !!! NUFF SAID!!!!

AND for all that is good and Holy, if you can't take a joke, stay away from this post.

My doctor remarked that the proportions of a gnome (bigger head compared to body) resemble a child more than say a halfling does...
Makes you think bad things about the people that run around with female gnomes in skimpy cosmetics.

[Cordovan]

Closing as /necro.