I would like to post a funny comment about this weeks chronicle, but 404 Error
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DM - Your party creeps around the corner, breathless in anticipation to wade through the bounty of new information and finds.......... a mirage, there was nothing there!!! (Sadistic laughter from DM)
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Not sure name of last quest, but it was one of the walk-ups in the Cogs (pretty close to the entrance). And what would I serve? Flaming hot, 5-star+ chili (in "honor" of the forge wraiths), of course.
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"...At least it tells us they understand our language; they're just not willing to speak to us in it. -Who knew they were French?"
Where: A cave filled with sahuagin
Grub: probably some giant boiled crab legs
A ONE percent buddy boost ? ONE PERCENT? You've got to be kidding me.
That's not a bonus, it's an insult.
Trials of the archons serving spicy archon wings and deviled eggs
Wizards wine (I think) brown moss, poisoned wine, and sparkly charms for desert.
Quest: An Invitation to Dinner
Room: Dining Hall with a special guest - Strahd von Zarovich
Dish: hot broccoli with mushrooms - served by the Fungus Lord
Khyber: Nimrud (main), Tadko (tank), Yayamee (monk), Healingonly (melee FvS), Almeya (trapper), Groggor (barb), Feneya (archer), Zornix (archer) and some others
Hardcore season 1: AveDarkLord (favor leaderboards)
Hardcore season 5: Dont Wanna Die (favor leaderboards)
I'm in the Marketplace Bank and I'm serving very rich food.
Serving hot poppers and pop rocks in Blown to Bits in House Cannith.
Gwylan's Stand
Serving Minotaur steak with a side of trap.
We are in the Market Barracks serving bread and water.
Waterworks.
Chilled kobold brains.
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*All posts should be taken as humorously intended and if you are struggling to decide if I insulted you; I didn't.
It was in "Reach for the Sky"... so things would actually be pretty nice... until someone wandered off to the bathroom, took a wrong turn, and started agroing Vaunt Tech employees. Eventually someone would grab the plot macguffin and release the forge wraiths... and when we board the airship to escape that mess the mercs would ambush us.
So... fun as long as people hold their bladder.
[Edit] Oh, right. Menu. Menu is bag of hot air.[/Edit]
The Battle for Eveningstar. Hawaiian ???? style luau with roasted pig ???? over a bonfire ????.