Eternal wand of greater wish. Goodbye any problems.
Eternal wand of greater wish. Goodbye any problems.
A fully kitted out guild ship!
Why not invite your spouse to play?
Since I'm stuck here any teleportation is out, so I would pick the usually worthless Murlynd's Spoon so I have plenty to eat.
Skidbladnir
Ship that is said to receive fair wind whenever its sail was set, and that it will go wherever it needs to, and that it can be folded up much as cloth and placed in one's pocket at will.
My first thought was Murlynd's Spoon, but I think a guild airship beacon would be better item.
My Rubber Duckie of Awesomeness of course.
'cus it's awesome.
Now leave me alone.
I think I would prefer an amulet with permanent Repel Vermin cast on it.
Kargon's Tasty Ham.....pure bliss..... Wait, what were we talking about?
Robopit-16 Arti, 2 Paladin, 2 Rogue
Moltenrock-12 FvS, 2 Paladin, 6 Wizard, 8 Epic
Caizel-20 Bard, 8 Epic
Doresain-Depends so don't List
Alignment Test Shows me as Neutral Evil (True Evil) HA!
Officer of Lava Divers
Airship beacon
Three charges per week......
First wish-A perfectly accurate and effective returning throwing dagger that can instantly kill literally anything and seeks its target based on your intent but takes a week to return to you after you throw it (Goes into another dimension for the week)
Second wish-A reliable source of excellent nutrition and clean water
Third Wish-A highly durable and comfortable survival shelter
Why is that my first wish? Simple, so I can kill the DM responsible for any bad luck I run into if he oversteps his bounds but surely he won't know that and will likely find the dagger borderline useless and hilariously nerfed, I mean he already got me stranded on this Island and is totally asking for it, right?
Well since I am a seasoned adventurer, maybe a ring of regeneration so that I could survive indefinitely. But I am the drunkbarbarian , so then the answer should be the bottomless flask of rum. Then again Wave would allow me to swim wherever I wanted. Maybe I should have just rolled a swim cleric. But the item or artifact that would be most useful is Baba Yaga's Hut.
Last edited by drunkbarbarian; 02-19-2019 at 01:41 AM.
I hope the ice games come back real soon![]()
Probably an airship beacon.
It would be a treasure hunter's spyglass, the spot will come in handy for passing ships and the search may turn up treasure... but if i am going to go full pirate I need a hat so unless I can have a non-magical hat, I will have to swap that for a hat with a spot bonus instead...
Took me several years to get around to registering for the forum... Don't believe the join date. I am not a new noob. I am an old noob and long time lurker.