It is with great regret and sadness that I must announce the passing of the guild Captain's Crew. Due to an unforeseen undocumented feature virus, many Captain's Crew members were mysteriously overcome with characteritous deletiousness.
Ceremony will take place at the Temple of the Sovereign Host in House D at 8:00 PM EST, followed by a pub crawl to all taverns for drunken naked dancing. In lieu of flowers, the family wishes to have people to cancel their VIP subscription.