The Number ONE Problem in DDO Today (literally)

[karatemack]

My festival Kookies won't fit into my cookie jar.

A close second is that the confetti effect from sugar kookies does not persist through portals.

[Thrudh]

For "literally" to be used correctly, you'd need to post about the fact that our characters never go to the bathroom.

[Kaboom2112]

For "literally" to be used correctly, you'd need to post about the fact that our characters never go to the bathroom.

Or that they are level 30 gods who are homeless.

[Whitering]

For "literally" to be used correctly, you'd need to post about the fact that our characters never go to the bathroom.

I do, that's where 9/10 times I find the floaty boss, whatever his name is.

[Roberto]

For some reason, I was thinking there was a problem with the number one in DDO. Imagine my disappointment.

[Burradin]

For "literally" to be used correctly, you'd need to post about the fact that our characters never go to the bathroom.

Wrong Thrudh. There is a reason I jump in every body of water I find. Even lava in a pinch.

[Aelonwy]

Wrong Thrudh. There is a reason I jump in every body of water I find. Even lava in a pinch.

Eww. I can think of at least 3 bathrooms located in the game right this minute. Party Crashers has one located in the upstairs guest rooms, Big Top has some stalls even one specifically for Warforged, and Siegebreaker has a uh... Public Restroom. With all the sewers and apparent pipes in the game its surprising there aren't more clearly marked restrooms.

[glmfw1]

Or that they are level 30 gods who are homeless.

There are level 30 Characters running around who don't belong to a guild with a ship? Wow!
As someone who sailed round the world, I did not think of myself as homeless just because my only bed was the bunk on our yacht that I shared with my counterpart on the other watch.
Guild ships are far more spacious, stable and homely than racing yachts.

[C-Dog]

I literally refuse to respond to someone who cannot use that word correctly.

[JonD]

Eww. I can think of at least 3 bathrooms located in the game right this minute. Party Crashers has one located in the upstairs guest rooms, Big Top has some stalls even one specifically for Warforged, and Siegebreaker has a uh... Public Restroom. With all the sewers and apparent pipes in the game its surprising there aren't more clearly marked restrooms.

There's one in Count Rushmore's Mansion and another in Haunted Halls, so we're up to five.

[CSQ]

There's one in Count Rushmore's Mansion and another in Haunted Halls, so we're up to five.

Mad Tea Party makes 6.

[Cordovan]

In reference to the thread title: That's what the sewers in The Harbor are for.

[Anaximandroz]

Or that they are level 30 gods who are homeless.

You know today i was thinking the "Argonessen Embassy" (the area around the fountain near the bank) is starting to look like the Argonessen camp of refugees. After all this time someone would think the dragons would bought a house with all that gold hoarded, but i guess they are know as greed and hoards for reason.

[Seikojin]

In reference to the thread title: That's what the sewers in The Harbor are for.

OMG +1! I would laugh if a sewer race event was made where you try to get collectables from containers. The faster you do them, the higher chance they are a reward item instead of a casual collectable. Make the rewards cookies. And all kobold cookies. And then have a cookie trader to upgrade them. Profit!

[Thrudh]

I literally refuse to respond to someone who cannot use that word correctly.

If you ever watch the show Archer, I love how they often add the word "figuratively" to phrases. I'm guessing a writer on that show hates how people misuse literally as well.

"That statement figuratively makes my head explode"

[Thrudh]

Even lava in a pinch.

Ouch.

Although it would be funny for someone in there with you to say "Hey, how come this lava is suddenly cooler!?"

[UurlockYgmeov]

In reference to the thread title: That's what the sewers in The Harbor are for.

SO, we can guess what those scroll vendors are really? selling then! AND why so many boots are found in loot in the harbor!

[Grace_ana]

For "literally" to be used correctly, you'd need to post about the fact that our characters never go to the bathroom.

I'm pretty sure that "number one" for bathroom activities is, in fact, figurative language. Unless you are actually eliminating numerals into your toilet. If so, you should get a job on Sesame Street.

[UurlockYgmeov]

I'm pretty sure that "number one" for bathroom activities is, in fact, figurative language. Unless you are actually eliminating numerals into your toilet. If so, you should get a job on Sesame Street.

SO a #3 is a wash and lube for a warforged?

[warryofjerry]

Number one problem with DDO is that SSG deleted so many toons....servers are a ghostland