Would it be at all possible to hire a part-timer (or hand pick a volunteer) to act as a "mini-cube" or a "ravenous bag of devouring" in order to be available on the weekend for forum moderation?
There are folk out there who seem to thrive on causing drama, spam, and breaking the forum rules... and they also generally seem to know that the weekend is their time to strike (often times creating a new account just to spam all weekend long until the get banned Monday morning). It doesn't happen every weekend, but it happens frequently enough that many of us know it as a thing.
It would be great to have some of the semblance of order and control that we experience during the week also extend into the weekend.
Thanks,
vryxnr