Have you ever seen those cool DDO players soloing epic elite raids? Players with toons that have multiple past lives and full sets of raid gear, drinking Yugo Pots like Cure Minor Wounds potions?

Those players know exactly what they're doing.

I wish we were those guys.

"A Very Bad Guild" is aptly named. We don't know the quests well. We have a hard time making characters. How do you do this puzzle? Is this a good piece of loot? Who knows? We don't. We can't do traps, our DPS is a shame, and our personalities are just...well, they're just awful, really. Our mothers cry for us every night. They hope we'll make something of ourselves one day. Instead, we play DDO and record it for YouTube.

So what do we have to offer? Just casual fun. Maybe the chance to be seen by literally tens of people on YouTube. You won't be heard, since we use special software to keep the chatter down, but being seen is nice. Just think of that. You get to a chance to show the world how much better you are than us.

Contact Loyalar on Wayfinder for a guild invitation.

PS: probably play on Sunday mornings, fwiw