The DDO Chronicle: Issue 188

[Cordovan]

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[Jetrule]

The dude is huge and has no idea what a plunger is.

[The_Human_Cypher]

The Storm Giant sized Fruit of the Looms left all over the place.

[btolson]

The snoring. It's thunderous.

[ForgettableNPC]

He never casts Fly on you when you want him to.

And while it's good that he buys his own cutlery, his knives are as big as you are.

[Hakushi]

Each time he's going to accidently hit me, I'll get thrown away.

[Saekee]

The musings. Constant, never ending. Doesn't even go outside. Just...muses

[Vooduspyce]

it's condescending that he keeps calling you "little one"

[JonD]

Static shock off every metal surface in the apartment *all* *the* *time*.

[peng]

static shocks everywhere

[xberto]

boom

[Temgar]

The grocery bill.

[Thunder-Monkey]

Green hair... EVERYWHERE!

[Enoach]

Listening to how the Truthful One tricked him over and over again.

[Bobmj]

The long-winded rants.

[LevelJ]

Among other reasons, dorms that must make accommodations by increasing ceiling height have to be about half the size of a broom closet in order to avoid increasing the price incredibly...and even alone, the Storm Reaver doesn't fit in a full broom closet, much less a half one with a roommate.


-Jayron

[RD2play]

He keeps making you play "Master-Mind" of all games, and if you protest he will threaten you he'll "Blow up the world!"

[rfachini]

He takes up ALL the room.

[Edwinge]

Times when he is gassy

[Jango-EX]

Man... I don't know where to begin... there are GIANT issues!