The DDO Chronicle: Issue 180

[Semotilus]

Early retirement with more gaming and pondering the mysteries of life. Settling in atop Maslow's pyramid.

[Psyphonx]

Well I guess I could use it on life . Make a table on day to day things then roll a d20.

[Ebondevil]

Win the Lottery, repeatedly in multiple different countries so no one else gave up on it, making myself almost stupidly rich, then invest that money into clean energy research.

[attacktrice]

I would be come a god o ddo.

[Dulcimerist]

I would succeed at everything... except failing.

[stilesm1]

Probably retire after winning the lottery.

[Lillypoppy]

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Wait Doesnt Everyone Else roll all 20s all the time? Xoxo

[DDO-NSB]

i would miss rolling a 1 - variety and all that

[jabis]

Wait Doesnt Everyone Else roll all 20s all the time? Xoxo

thought I would take a spin, what is new with the new gnome race? when will they be available.

[Eric_the_Dead]

I'd never win another loot roll. After all, who puts a Quiver of Alacrity up for roll and then says, "roll d20"?

[Nuclear_Elvis]

Well, hopefully the dice isn't rigged for all 20s. If so, that would be quite boring.

[LrdSlvrhnd]

Curse my luck, because a 20 on a d100 isn't very impressive at all!

[fuligin2]

I would never get to play Pen and Paper again with anyone. If I only rolled 20's for the next decade I would be booted out of my pen and paper group due to the fact they would think my die was weighted and get checked as I would sever the heads off all bosses we were put up against with some unlikely weapon.

[emmanuelvargas]

I would get payed to play:
DDO
tabletop D&D
I would be a game designer for D&D
My wife will play with me and when we have children they will play too

[DreamingReality]

First, I would be highly suspicious that there was some conspiracy going on- I NEVER have good luck. Fortune cookies even predict bad things ahead for me.

Then, after a while, I would start to get bored. There would be no major crisis for me to figure a way out of, no random trees falling on my car, no IRS agents losing my submitted tax file, no cash registers running out of tape when I get in line. I would grow way to complacent.

[Debroh]

great news. is there any plan when cannith crafting will work properly?

[LittleLexi]

I would critically roll a lot of cigars.

[Kydrou]

...probably get these things in order:

1.- Awesome new job where i do what i like.
2.- New Girlfriend / Waifu.
3.- ...
4.- Profit!
5.- Gamble in every casino i'm not banned yet.
6.- Write a book.
7.- Become a spy.
8.- Create a Stable Economy.
9.- End World Hunger.
10.- Achieve World Peace. (or World Domination, not picky)

[Nightmate]

Curse my luck, because a 20 on a d100 isn't very impressive at all!

Lol thats where Ive been going wrong

[Bozone]

How about setting my account up to do that and we'll see what happens.