More Gramh on Khyber

[Gramh_the_Bard]

I personally think that there is a severe lacking of Gramh awesomeness on Khyber server. How can we fix this?

[Gramh_the_Bard]

My favorite idea is to create a Gramh styled Iconic character, but instead of calling it Iconic, they call it Legendary >.>

[Gramh_the_Bard]

These are all great suggestions, let's keep them coming!

[morkahn82]

hey, you have fun in here with yourself?

[Gramh_the_Bard]

I have fun everywhere, it's the mysterious nature of Gramh. Gramh be with you.

[Hakushi]

Welcome to Khyber, I can't wait to see some Gramh awesomeness.

[Fuitentooty]

I have a few suggestions:

1. LFMs, regardless of quest, should have Gramh in it. For instance, "elite, bb, Gramh, all welcome to join", or "2 spots saved Gramh"
2. Point at Gramh when passing by. That way everyone in the zone knows Gramh is here
3. Name companions as Gramh, especially the ones that make obnoxiously loud sounds, and have its presence known to everyone around it
4. Name pets as Gramh, then abandon them in high-traffic areas
5. Have a huge group in the marketplace and line everyone up to spell "Gramh" from the air. That way when people cast a failed teleport, as they plunge to their deaths in the marketplace the last thing they see high up in the air before they die is "Gramh" (as a side note they probably will be distracted by Gramh enough to forget to teleport again, thus guaranteeing a huge splat, hilarity, and promoting Gramh simultaneously)

[Gramh_the_Bard]

Welcome to Khyber, I can't wait to see some Gramh awesomeness.

Gramh has existed since 2010 in Khyber o.o but it's hard being a bard and getting the proper amount of recognition o.o So i'm self promoting to increase awareness of Gramh and the need for more Gramh. Also, for all the current Gramh fans, it's only 2 more past lives and Gramh can return to his state of normalcy (Barding), and can bring back the buffoonery and absentmindedness that most have come to know and enjoy.

[Gramh_the_Bard]

I have a few suggestions:

1. LFMs, regardless of quest, should have Gramh in it. For instance, "elite, bb, Gramh, all welcome to join", or "2 spots saved Gramh"
2. Point at Gramh when passing by. That way everyone in the zone knows Gramh is here
3. Name companions as Gramh, especially the ones that make obnoxiously loud sounds, and have its presence known to everyone around it
4. Name pets as Gramh, then abandon them in high-traffic areas
5. Have a huge group in the marketplace and line everyone up to spell "Gramh" from the air. That way when people cast a failed teleport, as they plunge to their deaths in the marketplace the last thing they see high up in the air before they die is "Gramh" (as a side note they probably will be distracted by Gramh enough to forget to teleport again, thus guaranteeing a huge splat, hilarity, and promoting Gramh simultaneously)

Gramh greatly approves of this.

[morkahn82]

Iz u on Insta_gramh?

[Gramh_the_Bard]

Iz u on Insta_gramh?

That slanderous internet program is not viewed as part of Gramh.

[Renvar]

That slanderous internet program is not viewed as part of Gramh.

Also clearly not a part of Gramh: Gramhar.

But, if you were a true bard, you would focus more on rhyming than grammar anyways. I see no rhymes here. How do you expect to win a Gramhy? Which all great singers aspire to.

[Gramh_the_Bard]

Also clearly not a part of Gramh: Gramhar.

But, if you were a true bard, you would focus more on rhyming than grammar anyways. I see no rhymes here. How do you expect to win a Gramhy? Which all great singers aspire to.

Gramh does not get a Gramhy, Gramh is the one who bestows such a reward. Also you misunderstand the style of Gramh, which is very progressive. Gramh combines the entertaining rhetoric of Minsc with the musical comedy styling of Demitri Martin.

[Silverleafeon]

5. Have a huge group in the marketplace and line everyone up to spell "Gramh" from the air. That way when people cast a failed teleport, as they plunge to their deaths in the marketplace the last thing they see high up in the air before they die is "Gramh" (as a side note they probably will be distracted by Gramh enough to forget to teleport again, thus guaranteeing a huge splat, hilarity, and promoting Gramh simultaneously)

+1


Mails some Gramh Crackers to everyone in Khyber...causing temporary financial inability on the planet...

[Gramh_the_Bard]

Gramh approves of the growth of the knowledge of Gramh.

Also, Gramh became a Paladin today. Keep your ears to the wind and your swords at the ready should Gramh open an invitation for brave adventurers to join him on his adventures (and misadventures, Paladin isn't really a Gramh thing).

[Saaluta]

Gramh approves of the growth of the knowledge of Gramh.

Also, Gramh became a Paladin today. Keep your ears to the wind and your swords at the ready should Gramh open an invitation for brave adventurers to join him on his adventures (and misadventures, Paladin isn't really a Gramh thing).

It's that whole Lawful Good aspect. Gramhability as we know it is a chaotic thing and is a lot of fun in small doses and mostly not for use by children of any age.

Saal


**If grouped with Gramh for more than 4 hours, see your local psychiatrist as Gramh has been known to cause hilarity, cursing, both at the same time, much carrying of his soulstone and use of raise dead scrolls.

[Gramh_the_Bard]

This is true Saal. As anyone who knows me well enough to know these things, Gramh is by nature very very Chaotic Neutral and addresses himself as such within the context of alignment choices. Forced into a Lawful Good scenario is a contradiction to the core philosophy of Gramh, and causes fits of cursing as he tries to understand something that by rule he cannot.

[Gramh_the_Bard]

**If grouped with Gramh for more than 4 hours, see your local psychiatrist as Gramh has been known to cause hilarity, cursing, both at the same time, much carrying of his soulstone and use of raise dead scrolls.

We should probably commit Bel and Shy >.>

[Gramh_the_Bard]

Today's "make gramh insane by picking up puggies and giving them the option to choose the quest that they most want to run" day was a success! Thanks to all who participated up till my computer started giving me grief!

On a different note, Gramh needs a theme song! Suggestions!!!!

[Gramh_the_Bard]

I found the perfect one >.> The unfortunate part is that it doesn't say Gramh and Freddy Mercury isn't around to change the lyrics to represent Gramh properly >.>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4_Z84-rRE