http://www.psfk.com/2015/09/laser-ra...r-removal.html
I'll consider it as it isn't that much more expensive than a good mechanical one.
and then the wife had to go... "you are not using that on the cats."
<evil grin>
No seriously. There are times I have to shave one of their chin's because they nick themselves with their claws and an infection happens. A no noise razer that won't cut the skin? You have my attention.