Bell's Palsy.
What an evil bit of carpfish.
While it was better news than what one would expect from the symptoms, you know it's serious when they see you walk into the ER and they're already calling a team to come get you. (Or the wife, in this case) Likes to hit folks after they've had a viral infection - like the Covid she had just cleared.
You know that feeling when the side of your face is numb from the dentist. Well, this is like that except there is NO motor control of the facial muscles on one side. Even chewing is only powered by the muscles on the other side of the jaw.
Steroids and anti-viral meds. Drops and tape the left eye shut to sleep so the eye doesn't dry out because it doesn't close. Hopefully the effects will only last a couple weeks, tho some folks can take months.
SO!
How's yer alls' weekends going?
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