The Cupcake Muskateers Tavern welcomes You

[doomboy]

/takes a hearty gulp

"Thanks, I needed that!"

Nope, this is a guildmate who thinks that I, like my character, am male.

I was offered "romantic RP and ERP" and then was asked if I preferred elf women or another game-specific race.

I was kind of shocked at the time this was said, because this girl was someone I enjoyed gaming with otherwise and I thought she was just a sweet, nice player. So I kind of lamely said, "oh well you better get back to your crafting"... and got a "nothing is more important than this conversation with you" reply.

When I told hubby what was said and who said it, all he did was throw his head back and laugh at me.

I am an alpha male studpuppy. You men need to hit me up for tips.

tinrae! buddy! friend!
you know, one of these days you should totally teach me your moves.
there you are, playing casually and getting all the gamer girls, while i'm here surrounded by... well, no one, actually.

[doomboy]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-33748027

Darwin award potential here...

to be fair, i never knew armadillos were bulletproof either.

[IssianasGhost]

This is my recent find: Kung Fu Girl Riesling

Bit strong on the nose but sweetens out after a sip or two. Might send hubby to go buy more today.

Ok the name appeals to me a lot, and the tasting notes make it sound rather yummy to.

[Tscheuss]

Ok the name appeals to me a lot, and the tasting notes make it sound rather yummy to.

Ikr? It makes me want to play ninja.

[doomboyv2]

handling kids is exhausting.
one of my aunts came from the US to visit her Husband's family here. brought two little devils.
Twins 5 year old boys. So, of course, it falls to my sister and i to handle them, so mommy can have some free time.

and, being 5 year old boys, they're hyped up like chipmunks on espresso.
phew.

they're good kids though, so i don't mind it too much.

[Tinrae_has_cookies]

there you are, playing casually and getting all the gamer girls, while i'm here surrounded by... well, no one, actually.

If your play sessions don't look like mine, then you need to get on my level son.

Ok the name appeals to me a lot, and the tasting notes make it sound rather yummy to.

It's not bad! On first cold sip I was like... "eh, maybe this was a bad choice" but then it blossomed with some air hitting it.

and, being 5 year old boys, they're hyped up like chipmunks on espresso.
phew.

I know this feel. /pat

[doomboyv2]

If your play sessions don't look like mine, then you need to get on my level son.

being an Indian is the problem. No one really plays too many games here outside of Fifa and Cod, and even less girls do.

so 1. rarely, very rarely, do i get to play with friends.
2. never with a female friend.

hopefully college or something will change that. hopefully.


edit: oh, and the one girl i know who loves and anime and who i get along with really well is a lesbian. so go figure. XD

[FunnyCide]

CD ended up passing through our neck of the woods a bit earlier. So we finally got to meet him in person. It was a nice time, hopefully we can meet up again sometime.

[IssianasGhost]

CD ended up passing through our neck of the woods a bit earlier. So we finally got to meet him in person. It was a nice time, hopefully we can meet up again sometime.

I know a few locksmiths if you need a hand changing the locks now

[IssianasGhost]

If your play sessions don't look like mine, then you need to get on my level son.

Heh, looks like a wee mischievous fae should be in that mix.
Ya know i'm almost tempted to skip work one day and see if my girlie can get some female jealousy going by interrupting the mix

[IssianasGhost]

handling kids is exhausting.
....
and, being 5 year old boys, they're hyped up like chipmunks on espresso.
phew.
...

Other peoples children = Best form of contraception ever. Seriously, the more kids you get to see the less you want them yourself

[IssianasGhost]

Oh Tinrae, I just noticed that pic a bit better...

That tartan skirt on the girl to the left... thats gorgeous! That whole look is quite well done, except for bracers showing (bracers of imperceptible beauty ftw!)

[Tinrae_has_cookies]

Ya know i'm almost tempted to skip work one day and see if my girlie can get some female jealousy going by interrupting the mix

It's not worth skipping work for...lol

Check it:



That kind of stuff? That right there makes me want to show up and pull some old The State tomfoolery. LOL

Oh Tinrae, I just noticed that pic a bit better...

That tartan skirt on the girl to the left... thats gorgeous! That whole look is quite well done, except for bracers showing (bracers of imperceptible beauty ftw!)

Yeah she does look cute and obviously put some thought into her clothes. I would tell her that she looks cute but as a "man" I've learned that saying that will only lead to bad things LOL.

[doomboyv2]

No no no, don't you dare humanize my current online source of entertainment.

Don't worry, I have zero intentions of 'hurting' her. I just need to figure out how to let her down easy without spoiling my own fun.

maybe tell her that you're married? you wouldn't be lying either.

[Missing_Minds]

maybe tell her that you're married? you wouldn't be lying either.

He's got a point there. It may work well to avoid/deflect the... proposal.

Or... it could backfire.... *snicker* oh gosh... it could so back fire. *laughs* Esp if you point out your "wife." Two "dudes" together after all.

edit: oh gosh.. this picture could so capture the moment.
http://cheezburger.com/8507936512

[IssianasGhost]

He's got a point there. It may work well to avoid/deflect the... proposal.

Or... it could backfire.... *snicker* oh gosh... it could so back fire. *laughs* Esp if you point out your "wife." Two "dudes" together after all.

edit: oh gosh.. this picture could so capture the moment.
http://cheezburger.com/8507936512

From my experiences in Star Wars Galaxies, it won't dent them at all. But the link was hilarious all the same

[cdbd3rd]

In the spirit of the home brew discussion before...
My new poison.


It is rather sweet, but i'm finding the sweetness to be rather refreshing after an annoy day dealing with staff screw ups. Rather nice to sink into the bottle in the corner of the pub and relax to.
Great de-stresser

That does sound good.

'Course, I'm partial to good ciders - even above & beyond my dedication to 151 .

[cdbd3rd]

/takes a hearty gulp

"Thanks, I needed that!"

Nope, this is a guildmate who thinks that I, like my character, am male.

I was offered "romantic RP and ERP" and then was asked if I preferred elf women or another game-specific race.

I was kind of shocked at the time this was said, because this girl was someone I enjoyed gaming with otherwise and I thought she was just a sweet, nice player. So I kind of lamely said, "oh well you better get back to your crafting"... and got a "nothing is more important than this conversation with you" reply.

When I told hubby what was said and who said it, all he did was throw his head back and laugh at me.

I am an alpha male studpuppy. You men need to hit me up for tips.

Well.... RPing an "alpha male studpuppy", the obvious result is attracting the attention of the fems. The ball is back in your court and you're gonna have to decide how far to take your male role-play.

Alternate concern: If/After letting your new suitress know you're really a female in RL and she says, "Oh, okay. Wanna ERP?"

[cdbd3rd]

tinrae! buddy! friend!
you know, one of these days you should totally teach me your moves.
there you are, playing casually and getting all the gamer girls, while i'm here surrounded by... well, no one, actually.

She has secret insider information that most of us actually males don't have.


I would tell you it gets better after time, but...

*Looks around self*

...I'd better let someone else do that.

[cdbd3rd]

to be fair, i never knew armadillos were bulletproof either.

According to my research, they don't seem to be car-proof.

(The only ones I've ever seen around here have been road-side. Heck, I didn't even know we HAD armadillos here in Mizzeri til my first roadkill sighting.)