The Most Interesting Adventurer in Eberron

[alancarp]

- Paladins come to him for advice on ethics
- He once offered Bloodplate a new set of armor, just to be sporting
- He can save Coyle
- Kobolds don't hate him
- After a quick consult, Burgundy Tir was convinced to frame himself for stealing the Stormreaver Fresco
- Following his key repairs, the Leaky Dinghy changed its name
- Captain Rackam apologized for mistakenly inviting him to 'Prove His Worth'


I'm sure the rest of you have had some experiences with this adventurer... please testify.

[Nestroy]

- Paladins come to him for advice on ethics
- He once offered Bloodplate a new set of armor, just to be sporting
- He can save Coyle
- Kobolds don't hate him
- After a quick consult, Burgundy Tir was convinced to frame himself for stealing the Stormreaver Fresco
- Following his key repairs, the Leaky Dinghy changed its name
- Captain Rackam apologized for mistakenly inviting him to 'Prove His Worth'


I'm sure the rest of you have had some experiences with this adventurer... please testify.

Sounds like me. ^^

[alancarp]

Sounds like me. ^^

But if it were, you'd never have to say so.

[TeacherSyn]

-When he arrives in a party, the hirelings do precisely as he directs.
-The Dalkyr ask him where he shops.
-He once arrived at the Portable Hole without Teleport.
-On the dreamplane, he once told something to the Devourer of Dreams that gave it nightmares.

[Fedora1]

- Jeets gets tounge-tied when he's around.
- Patrons try to earn favor with him.

[LongshotBro]

Patrons try to earn favor with him.

that's a good one, still laughing about it!

[FranOhmsford]

- He's even managed to charm Malicia
- Rouge isn't in the know as to who he is
- No-one can persuade Suulomades to come down from his perch when he's in the room

[Paleus]

He is the only man to get the bonus chest in the Shroud.

[Ape_Man]

- Axer and Teh_troll hjeal him.

[Hoglum]

-He applies the mark of coolness in Missing

-NPC’s escort him though the dungeon

-Altars purified themselves when he enters the room

-He is facing the enemy when he casts spells

-He doesn’t need lich form to feel viable

-When he posts LFMs, people from other servers ask to join

-Lord Sable asked to be his thrall

[cdbd3rd]

- The only character that the Lag Monster fears and avoids.

- Mimics always freely disgorge their loot in his presence.

- Finds Kargon's Hams just a bit too bland, and is thus unimpressed by them.

- ...

[UurlockYgmeov]

drinks Kobold Stout

[UurlockYgmeov]

drinks coffee from this mug:

[LightBear]

drinks coffee from this mug:

Owww, that's to much of a hint. Now everybody knows.

[mobrien316]

- He can solo a dungeon while piking.

- He gets EE versions of gear while running Heroic Normal.

- He put Suulomades to the question.

- He always exits the Wayward Lobster by the same door he used to enter.

[Chai]

Invis runs quests..........where the mobs make themselves invis in hopes he will not see them.

[alancarp]

- He has traveled beyond the End of The Road.
- Arraetrikos basks in him
- Elminster races ahead to open doors for him
- Champions simply hand over their remnants and walk away

[Jetrule]

When they see him Monster Champions take off their crowns in respect.

He is the reason every one else knows they are not elite.

Paladin and Barb players lobby to get his builds nerfed.

[Nestroy]

Elminster and Lolth join together to keep him out of the FR for balance reasons.

This is the DDO version of Yuck Snoreeze it seems.

[HatsuharuZ]

-Malicia gave him her hat... and her corset.

-When he goes to the Underdark, he snacks on purple worms.

-All his equipped weapons gain +5 to hit for being equipped by him.

-He CAN simply walk out of Schindylrynn.