The Most Interesting Adventurer in Eberron

[shawnvw]

He continues to run Mabar.

[Erdrique]

-Traps disable themselves as he approaches.
-Secret doors reveal themselves as he gets near.

[kanordog]

-He did tell Cellimas to keep her knickers on but she couldn't resist him...
-He gathered all of the dragons and giants together in Tor just to give them chance.
-The Stromreaver disabled the doomsday device himself because he asked the giant nicely.
-Varath ran off when he said: "Hush son or I call Your Mamma!"

[Chai]

When asked to link a boss beater to get into a raid group, he linked a jpg of himself.

[StormKnight]

He never gets stuck, Eberron /stucks for him.
Pit Fiend venom gives him stacking constitution.
Feather Fall? he can fly.
Eberron is his air ship.

[Hammertop]

-Lolth and the Spinner have to watch his cut scenes


Best thread I have read in years, was laughing out loud at the end.

[CheeseMilk]

-The walls in Coalescence Chamber move to avoid colliding with him.
-He once got the Stormreaver to quit crying about things for a minute.
-He made a kobold forget Waterworks.
-Otto uses his boxes.
-He piked while soloing and still completed.
-He plays on Ghallanda, even when it's unavailable.
-CS contacts him.

[kyostal]

The most interesting adventurer finds himself perusing The Vault of secrets on a daily basis.

[phillymiket]

- For him, simply logging in is considered an exploit and he'll ban any GM who calls him on it.
- When he swings his Great Axe, he stands still and the game-world has to twitch.
- Don't ask him if he's completed his puzzle. He finished in 2006 while creating his first character.
- Energy tries to resist him and fails.
- He's found a use for every single available feat.
- Every update, Fred comes to him and has to pay him for any changes to the game.
- He used 'Summon Monster I' to call forth the Tarrasque and dismissed it because it's 'gimp'.
- His farts are considered a valuable collectable.
- He once forgot his Boots of Anchoring and the Plane of Shavarath was banished to the marketplace.

[AtomicMew]

He can climb ladders without bugging out.

[Chauncey1]

He made the Kessel run in 1 parsec. Without a ship.

[Bekki]

He once earned completionist... On his first Life.

[TeacherSyn]

- He can solo a dungeon while piking.

- He gets EE versions of gear while running Heroic Normal.

- He put Suulomades to the question.

- He always exits the Wayward Lobster by the same door he used to enter.

I'm giving my votes to this one; 4 of 4, especially #1.

[Sillk]

- Knows what happened to +Sir Lawrence
- Is the cause of Red Alert AND Lag
- Doesn't need Underwater Action, Feather Fall.
- All of his bonuses stack
- He is the reason Halflings invented the Heroic Companion Enhancement, out of embarassment
- Never gets ransack
- Was flagged for every raid Jan 1, 2006
- Was capped during character creation
- Has DR ?/-
- The Queen of Summer wants to have tea with him
- Fights with TWF (THREE Weapon Fighting) with Monkey Grip

[Chai]

- Knows what happened to +Sir Lawrence
- Is the cause of Red Alert AND Lag
- Doesn't need Underwater Action, Feather Fall.
- All of his bonuses stack
- He is the reason Halflings invented the Heroic Companion Enhancement, out of embarassment
- Never gets ransack
- Was flagged for every raid Jan 1, 2006
- Was capped during character creation
- Has DR ?/-
- The Queen of Summer wants to have tea with him

[SiliconScout]

-He built the mouth of Splinterskull

[Chauncey1]

He IS the man from Nantucket.

[gravisrs]

When he logs to G-land, everyone else is disconnected.

[BD_]

So why are none of these in the form of: He doesn't always .... but when he does ... ?

For example: He doesn't always run Waterworks, but when he does, kobold doesn't remember.

[Vooduspyce]

-Otto uses his boxes.

lmao best in show!