The Most Interesting Adventurer in Eberron

[Luxgolg]

He once lit his keyboard on fire, just to see what it was like playing with lag spikes

He once banned Cordovan

Kobolds forget about him

[Gizeh]

- he doesn't read tomes, he writes them
- he told Durk the secret
- he simply withdraws Velah's treasure from the bank

[Holybird]

-He broke down Titans impenetrable force shield. With his bare hands. On Wizard life.
-He can still scare Cholthulzz
-For him, Mastermind puzzle is just a puzzle.
-As druid he uses only the bear form. And does the most damage and kills.
-Abbot's Encasement is also called "His skin moisturiser"
-He doesn't always run raids, but when he does, he gets at least 3 pieces of raid gear.
-He can open Elite on first life. With f2p account.

[pjc1]

He loots epic RoSS. From the heroic chest

He navigates rainbow in the dark by his own aura

Bards are inspired by his excellence

He once fought eternity with the windows closed. Just to be fair

The puzzle in monistary of the scorpion solves itself when he walks in

[cdbd3rd]

- Chuck Norris simply logs out in shame when he logs on.

[Braegan]

He has gotten Ransack Bonus in Arachnophobia as well as Conquest in Home Sweet Sewer...

The Black Dragon in Litany of the Dead agrees with any answer he gives...

Dogs, Lions, Bezekira, and the like refuse to trip him...

The Time Limit respects HIM...

[Lemdog]

... He soloed EE FoTP.. on a level 1!

[Daine]

He simply bought Garrison some new tools AND let the kobolds keep the old ones.

[Vooduspyce]

- The Abbot asked him for advice on ascending to godhood

- When he does TOD, Horoth leaves with the rest of the council

- When he skips the Korthos storyline, he goes straight to level 30

- He made Velah blush (she's really a white dragon)

[phillymiket]

- Troglodytes take a shower before he kills them.
- He knows a hundred Bard songs on his Monk.
- Even his Elf has a beard.
- He only goes to a trainer to give advice.
- He won DDO and put it up for a roll.

He is the most interesting adventurer in Ebberon.

[FuzzyDuck81]

He is the very model of an Eberron adventurer
He raids for fun & not for loot puts it to roll for everyone
He knew the way through the pit and crucible in his first run
then solos MoD & doesn't brag to anyone
The abbot hides when he appears,
made Suulo age ten thousand years
He doesn't die when in the shroud
Beholders blink when he's around
Heals parties as a barbarian
Played warlock back in module ten
Flushed Zuggtmoy down in the drain
then said "petrichor, the smell of rain"

...and now i should get back to work. Continue!

[LightBear]

All his feats, enhancements, destinies and gear stacks with it self which he finds funny as he walks around in End Game content on Epic Elite as a level One Character and win every fight butt naked and no gear equipped what so ever.

[geoffhanna]

[alancarp]

His 20-sided die doesn't have a 1 on it.

[LightBear]

His 20-sided die only has 20s on it.

There, corrected that one for you.

[Saekee]

Stealth? Hah! The mobs all go into stealth upon her entrance into the adventure--except for Drow slave masters who collar themselves in hopes of placating her whims.

Bravery bonus? She defines this as the dungeon's standard of mettle, not hers--that at least 1% of the mobs are not shaken and feared at the very sight of her (the THOUGHT of her causes -2 to will saves).

Bosses? Patsies.

Puzzles? The mobs solve them for her in hopes of getting her out ASAP! A few die in fear just attempting them as that caused the thought of her to loom into too extended a proximity.

Puddings? Ochres? Jellies? Desserts.

[PentegarnDarras]

Locked chests face HIM in order to be picked

[cdbd3rd]

- He's even managed to charm Malicia
...

-Malicia gave him her hat... and her corset.
....

This explains her temperate indifference the last time went a-callin'.

I... I understand now.

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- He is allowed to use pole-arms and spears.

- All the ToEE Wheaton orbs just say, "Welcome Sir!" when he walks by.

- He could still access the Market tent when Shavarath locked the rest of us lesser mortals out.

- ...Not that he had to^, for the vendors and pawn-brokers come looking for him.

- ...

[alancarp]

He is the very model of an Eberron adventurer
He raids for fun & not for loot puts it to roll for everyone
He knew the way through the pit and crucible in his first run
then solos MoD & doesn't brag to anyone
The abbot hides when he appears,
made Suulo age ten thousand years
He doesn't die when in the shroud
Beholders blink when he's around
Heals parties as a barbarian
Played warlock back in module ten
Flushed Zuggtmoy down in the drain
then said "petrichor, the smell of rain"

...and now i should get back to work. Continue!

I see what you did there: +1

[Draksel]

He IS the "foul miasma".
Raid timers wait for HIM.
He has every hair dye cosmetic active at all times.
He has zero pets.
He is the one who handed out the raid boxes.
Djinn come to him for wishes.
He can still make the shortcut jump in Sleeping Dust.
He is a Gnome player character.
He runs a guild of guilds.