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  1. 03-10-2015, 10:25 PM #1
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    Default Let's say somewhat-random stuff!

    Hello, community, I'd like to play a little game with you...

    Rules: Say a 4-word phrase that could sound like be a food item in Dungeons & Dragons universe(s).
    Try to make them as ridiculous and funny as possible!

    I'll start us off:

    Skewed Adventurer Shish Kebabs!
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    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
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    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForgettableNPC View Post
    Hello, community, I'd like to play a little game with you...

    Rules: Say a 4-word phrase that could sound like be a food item in Dungeons & Dragons universe(s).
    Try to make them as ridiculous and funny as possible!

    I'll start us off:

    Skewed Adventurer Shish Kebabs!
    fried green kobolds!
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  3. 03-10-2015, 10:47 PM #3
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  4. 03-10-2015, 11:13 PM #4
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  7. 03-11-2015, 09:32 AM #7
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    Garlic braised owlbear hanks
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  9. 03-11-2015, 01:26 PM #9
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  12. 03-30-2015, 04:43 AM #12
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  17. 04-01-2015, 10:11 AM #17
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    Xorian Cider Gelatinous Cube!
    Raw Kobold Butter Stick!
    Droaam Demolitions Charge Filet!
    Earth Elemental Rock Soup!
    Boiling Evil Eye Stew!
    Beholder Eyestalk Antimagic Calamari!
    Flesh Render's Rended Meat!
    Ice Spider Popsicle Legs!
    Deep-Fried Zombie Heads!
    Indigestible, Not-Tasty Ham!
    Madstone Crystal Shaved Ice!
    Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon!
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
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